When OldNavyGirl was a new born baby, baby
She went a little like this: Wah Wah
When OldNavyGirl was a toddler
She went a little like this: Wah Wah, give me a sucky
When OldNavyGirl was a kid, a kid, a kid
She went a little like this: Wah Wah, give me a sucky, tie my shoe
When OldNavyGirl was a teenager
She went a little like this: Wah Wah, give me a sucky, tie my shoe,
eww, ahh, lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car
When OldNavyGirl was a grown up
She went a little like this: Wah Wah, give me a sucky, tie my shoe,
eww, ahh, lost my bra left it in my boyfriend's car,
shh shh baby don't cry
When OldNavyGirl was an old lady
She went a little like this: Wah Wah, give me a sucky, tie my shoe,
eww, ahh lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car,
shh shh baby don't cry, WHERE'S MY TEETH
When OldNavyGirl was dead
She went a little like this: Wah Wah, give me a sucky, tie my shoe,
eww, ahh, lost my bra left it in my boyfriend's car,
shh shh baby don't cry, WHERES MY TEETH?, I can fly I can fly!
Happy birthday, ONG!!! Hope it was as great as you are!!!
Smoochies!