Haha, no! But I did chew up on my hearing aid only days after I wore for the first time. The volume was too high, I guess I didn't know to tell my parents it was bothering me - I was around six or seven at the time.
God, no. But I know of a kid that takes his hearing aids off on the bus home and chews on his ear molds! I suggested they give him gum as a substitute!
Oh, whatever! :P I did once when I was really little. I started wearing hearing aids when I was 8 months old. Steel admitted to eating one, too. So I thought to make this poll and thread.
Psst. I know some of you guys either forgot or denied eating one because it is a public poll. If it was private, the results would have been different. That's just my humble opinion.