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Just curious if there any old members that still are here who knew me from years back?? :)

I looked for other topics.. None of them have similiar to my topic.. So I wanted to know which are good and why?? I currently have Soreson VP 200.. and planned to have it transfer to Z340... I wanted seprate number but turned out will have to pay $149 for z340.. But Transfer soreson number to...

Thanks Alex for reset the password :)... NOW im using this same username :D.. :wave:

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A. A cherry float. Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A. BEAT IT - we're closed. Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q. What's the speed limit of...

1st Scene. >>Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their >>little son. >>Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch! >>Mommy : What?? You Bastard! >>Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard?? >>At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. >>Daddy : It...

Four golfers met at a golf course and were discussing how they got their wives to let them play golf. The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed a gourmet dinner for two. The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting and...

>>This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he >>had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told he owner that he >>wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally >>bought a centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white >>box to use for...

The Story of Mr. Clean One day MR CLEAN was BOLD enough to ask the FANTASTIC Mademoiselle LA FRANCE if she would SNUGGLE with him since he was tired of SOLO performances. With a CHEER and a loud SHOUT of "YES" she allowed him to WISK her, quick as a COMET,to a secluded spot where they could...

A woman complained to her doctor that her husband never wanted sex anymore. He gave her a bottle of pills, telling her to put them in the husband's drink and her husband would be recharged. The woman was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening. That night they...

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"...

There is a deaf event at Wet n Wild on July 12th in Orlando, FLA. Here the info: Wet ‘n Wild Deaf Social Saturday, July 12th, 2003 Time: 10 am until ?? 6200 International Drive Orlando, Fl. All Welcome Deaf, Hearing, Organizations & Businesses Please help us spend the end of...

Congrats Pimpy got schloarship!! Since he said to be his guest :D. He got schloarship from Gally... Way to go!!!! :D (Forgive me for spellin lol)

Please welcome whosxygurl7! She's a friend of mine.. I introduced her to here... Hey sis, enjoy yer stay!! :-D

Woo hooo I am posting 2k!! <----2k now :D

Which do u likes the most for M.Dew?? For me I love the top is Code Red M.dew.. 2nd Green one.

>A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits >down, the waitress >comes over, and asks for their order. > >The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and >a coke,"and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" > >"I'll have the same," says the ostrich. >...

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it...

Congrats!!! :mrgreen:

Any of you tried taste Alligator's tails or ribs??? I love to eat the tails... It tastes like chicken yummie.. Ribs I do like eat it but ugh tooo many smallest piece of bones in it and have to chew longer and spitting the bones lol... I prefer the tails the most =D

When they found out or you admitted that your gay or lesbo or BI??? For my experiences... Ahh, last year my mom and I had a hugest agurment for other reasons.. Somehow it pushed my feelings real hard (I have been wanting to admit to them that I am lesbo in long time).. So I admitted and said...