Irish Devil Dog
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>A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits
>down, the waitress
>comes over, and asks for their order.
>
>The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and
>a coke,"and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
>
>"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
>A short time later, the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40
>please," she says,
>and
>the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out
>exact change for payment.
>
>The next day, the man and the ostrich come
>again, and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and a coke," and the
>ostrich says,
>"I'll have
>the same."
>
>Once again the man reaches into his pocket and
>pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the
>two enter again.
>"The usual?" asks the waitress.
>
>"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
>baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same
>for me," says the ostrich.
>
>A short time later the waitress comes with the
>order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again
>the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
>
>The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How
>do you manage to
>always come up with the exact change out of
>your pocket every time?"
>
>"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I
>found an old lamp. When
>
>I rubbed it a genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
>
>My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I could just put
>my hand in my pocket
>
>and the right amount of money would always be there."
>
>"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million
>dollars or
>something,
>but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
>long as you live!"
>
>"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
>amount is always
>there," says the man.
>
>The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir. What's with the ostrich?"
>
>The man replies, "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."
>down, the waitress
>comes over, and asks for their order.
>
>The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and
>a coke,"and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
>
>"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
>A short time later, the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40
>please," she says,
>and
>the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out
>exact change for payment.
>
>The next day, the man and the ostrich come
>again, and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and a coke," and the
>ostrich says,
>"I'll have
>the same."
>
>Once again the man reaches into his pocket and
>pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the
>two enter again.
>"The usual?" asks the waitress.
>
>"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
>baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same
>for me," says the ostrich.
>
>A short time later the waitress comes with the
>order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again
>the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
>
>The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How
>do you manage to
>always come up with the exact change out of
>your pocket every time?"
>
>"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I
>found an old lamp. When
>
>I rubbed it a genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
>
>My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I could just put
>my hand in my pocket
>
>and the right amount of money would always be there."
>
>"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million
>dollars or
>something,
>but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
>long as you live!"
>
>"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
>amount is always
>there," says the man.
>
>The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir. What's with the ostrich?"
>
>The man replies, "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."
