Irish Devil Dog
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Four golfers met at a golf course and were discussing how they got their
wives to let them play golf.
The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed
a gourmet dinner for two.
The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting
and laundry.
The third golfer said that he painted the kitchen so that his wife would
let him play.
The fourth golfer said it was very simple. He set the alarm for 5:30 AM
and then he would wake up and roll over and ask his wife "Intercourse or
Golf course?" and his wife replied "Don't forget your sweater".
wives to let them play golf.
The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed
a gourmet dinner for two.
The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting
and laundry.
The third golfer said that he painted the kitchen so that his wife would
let him play.
The fourth golfer said it was very simple. He set the alarm for 5:30 AM
and then he would wake up and roll over and ask his wife "Intercourse or
Golf course?" and his wife replied "Don't forget your sweater".
cute one.
It won't work for me if my hubby wants to go playing golf! 
