Irish Devil Dog
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A woman complained to her doctor that her husband never wanted sex
anymore. He gave her a bottle of pills, telling her to put them in
the husband's drink and her husband would be recharged. The woman was
filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening.
That night they made out. The next morning, she put two in his coffee,
and that night the sex was ecstatic. The next day, she said, "What the
hell!"
and dumped the entire bottle in the husband's coffee. Sometime later,
the doctor called to check on his patient's progress. The woman's son
answered the phone. When the doctor asked how everyone was doing, the
boy replied, "Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my ass
hurts, and Dad is buck naked on the front lawn yelling, "Here, kitty,
kitty!!
anymore. He gave her a bottle of pills, telling her to put them in
the husband's drink and her husband would be recharged. The woman was
filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening.
That night they made out. The next morning, she put two in his coffee,
and that night the sex was ecstatic. The next day, she said, "What the
hell!"
and dumped the entire bottle in the husband's coffee. Sometime later,
the doctor called to check on his patient's progress. The woman's son
answered the phone. When the doctor asked how everyone was doing, the
boy replied, "Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my ass
hurts, and Dad is buck naked on the front lawn yelling, "Here, kitty,
kitty!!
Now, that's 
