Kid learn the cuss words

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1st Scene.
>>Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
>>little son.
>>Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
>>Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
>>Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
>>At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
>>Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
>>Son : Oh I see!

>>2nd Scene...
>>Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
>>mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
>>Mommy was reading the papers.
>>Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
>>At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to
>>say.
>>Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
>>Son : Oh I see!

>>3rd Scene...
>>Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
>>cut himself and scream...
>>Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
>>Son : Daddy, what's shit?
>>At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say..
>>Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
>>Son : Oh I see!!
>>4th Scene..
>>Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the
>>stove.
>>The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
>>Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
>>Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
>>At this moment, Mommy froze.
>>She quickly thought of something to say.
>>Mommy : It means stuffing, son
>>Son : Oh I see!!

>>5th Scene...
>>It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
>>is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
>>Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
>>breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at
>>the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
>>and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
>>out in a minute!!
>>Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:!!!!!!!!
 
:laugh2: oohhhhh my....... :laugh2: this is soo funny and cute :)
I didn't see this before hehe


Wendy ;)
 
:D This is cute, and I have heard of it before. Still like it, and it makes me think twice since I have children under my roof. Heh.
 
:rofl: When I was little and if I said those words...oooo it was the soap bar in the mouth!!! *spits spits*
 
my first bad language I learned when I was 7 or 8 year old was signing FUCK to teacher... and teacher said I will get scissor and cut it off if I said it ever again... lol
 
Mine was learning from riding on the bus thinking that it was a way to greet when I was just in 1st grade...and my finger ended up getting broken by a high school kid. :(
 
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