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  1. coffeeeeman

    Runaway US bride faces jail term

    >>Its no different than a girl who claims she was raped and puts an innocent man behind bars....its no different than a nasty neighbor or exboyfriend who calls social services saying a woman neglects and beats her children.<< Well put!
  2. coffeeeeman

    Runaway US bride faces jail term

    >>There is nothing that I hate more than someone who spins up emergency assets when it is not called for. It is a waste of money and creates a strain on resources that can be utilized on genuine calls for service.<< I think my previous statement could be applied to fruitless wars as well...
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    Smell-o-Vision

    Hope you have plenty of windex to clean your TV screen..
  4. coffeeeeman

    American Idol

    As a guy Carrie got my vote, purely notional I'm too cheap to really dial in a vote, based upon her overall presentation..She's got some great assets :)
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    Runaway US bride faces jail term

    There is nothing that I hate more than someone who spins up emergency assets when it is not called for. It is a waste of money and creates a strain on resources that can be utilized on genuine calls for service. I'm glad she was indicted. I seriously doubt they will get a conviction for the...
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    Wis. woman faces charges for cutting husband's penis with scissors

    Quite frankly I'd be pretty damn proud of myself if it was worth 5k
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    Naughty Old Man!!! Lol!

    Well thanks for that!..I now have somethign useful to add to my kit-bag..::runnign out to Micky D's to see if some woman wants me to guess her age.
  8. coffeeeeman

    Are you vegetarian?

    A vegan? Is that like a pagan or something like that? Meat and potatoes at my house, lots of it too. Shit without the meat what would I feed my fine bride...Wink..She likes meat :)
  9. coffeeeeman

    We made God mad?

    LMAO
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    We made God mad?

    Fuck it! What happens happens..If god decides to drown my ass so be it. If he chooses to blow wind up my ass so be it. If he decides to turn my trailer into one big pontoon so be it. In the end he may just get pissed off at all the fucked up predictions and leave us alone to ponder our own...
  11. coffeeeeman

    Emotional Infidelity (cheating)

    There is a fine line between friendship and intimacy...The Key word is intimacy....If it becomes too intimate..too secretive..too much out of the marriage in that the partner is alienated it is no longer a marriage/partnership. I divorced my first wife for several reasons on the top of the...
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    Whats is your favorite kind of burger?

    I prefer a Muff burger myself I prefer a good ole fashioned tender muff burger..with NO mayo or ketchup of course...Oh yeah definately hold the cheese.
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    Little Johnny Jokes

    It's Career day at school the teacher asks each student what they want to be when they grow up: Little Susy says, "I want to be a Dr" Little Mark says, "I want to be a lawyer" The teacher finally gets to little johnny and says, "Johnny what do you want to be when you grow up?" Little...
  14. coffeeeeman

    My Summer Plan List....

    - I plan on Working -Farming the kids off to .....who cares -Going fishing..thinking I may send the kids fishing too..They'd make great chum. -Going to a few fricken weddings for several guys who I've warned not to do it..but of course..::Mockingly:: they are in looooveee::: dumb asses...
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    people s behavior

    I'm hearing..If people treat my wife rudely cause she's deaf and I know about it..They best make sure I don't catch them in a dark alley...So basically they get an attitude adjustment.
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    What is your favorite kind of soup?

    I'll second those soups! Have seconds too.
  17. coffeeeeman

    Choke Myself???

    If you are choking and there is noone around?...Kinda sounds like.."If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound," type of question. I think someone posted a link to a self administered first aid..learn it cause I can guarantee you if you are by yourself and choking nonone will hear...
  18. coffeeeeman

    Why Afraid Of Get Married With A Hearing? Why?

    I'm hearing, been with my wife for six years, she's deaf. Like any marriage you have your ups and downs, communication issues etc. This is my second marriage. My first was to a hearing woman..We simply wern't as compatible as we had thought we would be..got divorced. I guess in a...
  19. coffeeeeman

    Grandma Malfoyish!

    Love schmove..the fricken cat mounted her like he was in the rodeo..he'd get bucked off and then try getting right back into the saddle.
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    Grandma Malfoyish!

    Yeah the fucking dog has mounted that cat soo many damn times I would assume one would come out looking like him...Quite frankly I'm a little pissed one didn't..sure as hell coulda used the money.
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