Little Johnny Jokes

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station where they saw pictures > tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture
him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture?"


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:lol: I got the same email as you did sis...
 
It's Career day at school the teacher asks each student what they want to be when they grow up:

Little Susy says, "I want to be a Dr"
Little Mark says, "I want to be a lawyer"

The teacher finally gets to little johnny and says, "Johnny what do you want to be when you grow up?" Little johnny thinks for a moment and says.."I'm just going to grow little pointy goatees all over my body!"

The teacher says johny.."How is that going to do you any good in life?"

Little Johnny replies, "hell if I know but my sister has one goatee between her legs and she makes alot of money!"
 
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