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Hey Baby Doll— Another year has rolled around, and now it’s our fifth anniversary. It seems like just yesterday we were holding hands in the lobby of the Las Vegas Howard Johnson’s, you in your pink ten-dollar dress and me in my too-tight Costco dress slacks and vinyl golf shoes, waiting in...

Check your e-mail and turn on private messaging here at AllDeaf. We have been trying to contact you for several days. The situation at Straight Dope is being taken care of. You will be provided a sponsored membership, and FunnyName can be unbanned, but you have to reply to our e-mails. Reply to...

I made this short visual eulogy for our little Lhasa Apso/poodle mix who died on July 3. We all still miss him terribly. I hope you enjoy it. I don’t know how to CC video yet, so I’ll just print the lyrics below. The song is Thank You For Being a Friend by Andrew Gold. YeW8fgnRy1w Thank...

So what does everybody think of the new season? I got bored with Survivor and haven’t watched it at all since S12, and I never even bothered to watch the reunion show that year. This one looks interesting, though—I think I’ll start watching again.

Washoe, a female chimpanzee said to be the first non-human to acquire human language, has died of natural causes at the research institute where she was kept. Full article :cry:

Hate Crime at MSSD Police: Black student marked with 'KKK' at deaf school.

Three years ago today, Mayflower and I drove to Las Vegas and met with the fat Elvis. It’s been a hell of a three years—lots of ups and downs, financial problems, dying pets, lunatic employers, and lunatic parents. But through it all, you’ve stuck by me. So, dear Mayflower, this Bud’s for you...

Guido thinks the Flying Spaghetti Monster is nothing more than a child’s fairy tale and I have nothing but the utmost contempt for him. Go die in a self-created explosion, you little Barbie backpack-wearing malodorous pervert. :rl:

Miss P sent me another PM this morning asking me to cease and desist my endless ridiculing of her. In it she stated that she was “just trying to have some fun,” and that it was not her intention to try to ruin the board. In addition, she also stated that her life essentially sucked, and that...

How come you don’t accept PM’s anymore? :confused: I tried to send you one and I discovered that you had it turned off. Anyway, are you still at the same address? I have something really cool just for you. :mrgreen: (Hint: it’s something I promised you a looong time ago).

Girl finds missing dog's head in box on doorstep. Sometimes I wish Hell really existed. It would be comforting to know that justice would eventually be served on this asshole, seeing as how animal cruelty cases are usually not prosecuted too severely.

Geez, it’s just a dog—get over it. All the legal analysts are saying that the school district is leaving itself wide open to a federal discrimination suit—I mean, how stupid can they be?

Oceanbreeze went in for surgery today. She has a very serious wound on the back of her leg which refuses to heal. After having exhausted all other possibilities, it was determined that surgery is the only option for closing the wound. Surgery was preformed at 8:00 A.M. this morning. She will be...

Our hamster Maria, who was named after Cheri’s hamster, died of cancer yesterday. She was only about a year old. Hamsters typically live about three years, so she was less than thirty in hamster years. Mayflower is kind of sad about the whole thing. We’re going to have a private ceremony in the...

Who is going to wish Lucia a successful implantation surgery and a speedy, complication free recovery? That’s today, peeps! You guys assembled en masse to burn Steve at the stake, but not one of you could see your way clear to starting a thread for Lucia?!? :shock: C’mon guys—let’s whip it up...

Took this picture of an unusual-looking alpaca yesterday at the local Oktoberfest. He's actually kinda creepy, if you ask me. But I'd still love to have him as a pet. :)

For those of you who are concerned about catching Steve Irwin’s memorial service, it will air at 9:00 p.m. Eastern and Pacific Time on Animal Planet. If any of you do not get Animal Planet and want to view the service, I will be recording the event and authoring it to DVD with closed captioning...

It’s only been a couple of weeks, and of course the Steve Irwin jokes are already starting to circulate on the Internet: Did you know that they serve stingray at the Australia Zoo? It’s a bit expensive, but Steve reckons that it’s to die for! Is this in bad taste, or would Steve himself...

Here’s an interesting article I just found about animal experimentation. Looks like us non-human primates finally won one for a change. :party: UCLA Vivisector Halts Animal Research

Who are the top 10 people of the twentieth century whom you admire the most? Here’s my list, not necessarily in order: Linus Pauling G. Gordon Liddy Agnesë Bojaxhiu Oscar Romero Jane Goodall John F. Kennedy Elmo Zumwalt, Jr. Cheeta :mrgreen: Mohandas Gandhi Albert...