Recent content by Levonian

I would return it to its owner, but I would try to avoid involving the police. Quite frankly, I don’t trust them.

I have several friends who work for Domino’s, some in management. I may be able to find out the answer to that for you. We’ve discussed it before, but I didn’t know that the incident resulted in the store being shut down. Now I’m curious too. ETA: Most, but not all, Domino's stores are...

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Yesterday my biology teacher was telling us that genetic screening is so cheap now that there’s a company (he didn’t say the name, but I can ask) that for about $300 will analyze your DNA for about 200 abnormal alleles. All you have to do is mail them one drop of your saliva.

Story of my friggin' life. Completely deaf on one side with ZERO residual, and 15 dB loss in high frequency on the other side. Negative fifteen dB is technically within normal range, so basically it's deaf as a rock on the right, normal on the left.

Don't any of you guys watch Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy? I finally got around to watching Falling Skies. Went through both seasons in about a week. Not bad, not great. It's interesting enough that I'll tune in next season, though.

Preschool teachers have got to be some of the dumbest creatures on the planet. They’re weird, ugly, damaged people who work with children because they couldn’t hack the cosmetology program at the local adult school.

Actually, that would be ‘ephebophile,’ and no—I’m still lusting after Ashley Judd and Sandra Bullock. I haven’t even worked my way down to the thirty-somethings yet. I’ll probably be in Adult Depends and sucking on an oxygen tank before I start eyeing the high school girls. And they’ll...

What’s with this ‘MILF’ shit? If time is really running out, why aren’t you out there chasing teenage pussy? They run too fast for you?

Are you SERIOUS?!? There’s tons of stuff to do in Vegas that doesn’t require alcohol. I’ve been to Vegas several times without drinking a drop. Of course, last time I went it was a nonstop boozefest, but that’s another story. :beer:

Clever name.

This fucking Russian 419 scammer keeps trying to chat me up every few days. Looks like she’s trying to scam deaf guys. If you look at her friends list, most of them went to deaf schools. Some of these guys are dumber than a bag of hammers, cuz they’re playing right into it.

Get on facebook much? There are adolescent native speakers out there whose Spanish is far, far worse. At least I can figure out what Dixie is saying.

Ooh—your tinfoil hat is so shiny and sparkly! Can I touch it? It won't vaporize me, will it? :lol:

That doesn’t surprise me one bit. I have a pharmacy technician’s license, and believe me—some of the people who were in my class with me are the last people on earth you would trust around pharmaceuticals. One of them actually came to class drunk several times, and freely admitted that he smoked...