I have a spring mattress, AND a box mattress. No, it's not constipation, either, cause I took a sh*t not long ago, so I'm good. And FYI-- no tubes will be going up my ass anytime soon.
Mark
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Don't be to confident in that. You hear about that guy named mark in New Mexico?
Apparently depending on who's wind one believes, after he was done posting on the net (some site that shouldn't be named) he was driving around and was stopped by the fuzz.
(Drags cigarette, breaths deep, stares deeply to distant mountains, exhales smoke in the shape of...)
The fuzz being bitchy due to a lack of donuts and working girls on the beat, didn't know what to make of this guy. He exited the vehicle but rather then putting his hands on. His head crossing fingers as commanded' instead for reasons unknown grabbed his ass cheeks or what is termed in popular parlance his buttocks.
(Drags cigarette, quickly exhales looks away then back)
The fuzz ass-ummed he was hiding something, in truth he just needed to drop a deuce. After a somewhat protected struggle they dragged him down to the Er, where they promptly and repeatedly raped this man, who's name was mark, up the ass with a tube to see if he was hiding drugs.
They first found nothing but allot of what I here will term wee jobies.
So they again rapped him up the ass with a tube.
They still found no drugs.
This went on for some time until even doctors where put off by the grim spectacle.
(Drags cigarette ' breaths deeply exhales)
You've been. Warned