Happy American Birthday, Sablescort!

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Deaf258

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Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun


And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song


Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough


So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year


Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer


Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone


If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice


But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might


Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake!!!


Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear...


:party: Sablescort!!! :party:
 
Happy Birthday SC !!!

p.s. that's a good entertaining poem :thumb:
 
Nice Deaf258 :thumb:


Happy Birthday sablescort! Hope you have a wonderful Birthday Today and Many Wishes to you on ur birthday! :applause:


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niceeeee poem if I can say that deaf258 :mrgreen:


happy b-day sablescort... hope ur day is great.. :party:
 
I didn't write that song, just googled and looked hard for a good birthday song that is as "American" as possible!
 
Nice word... Deaf258.. :thumb:
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Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday to you...

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:birthday: to youuuuu
:birthday: to youuuuu
:birthday: to youuuuu, Sablescort!!!

hope the day has been a great one for u!!!!!!! :cheers:
 
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Enjoy your bday??
What do you got it from your bday?
 
Wow Niceee Deaf258!

:dj: Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Sablescort!
Happy Birthday to youuu.... :dj:

May all your american dreams come true.... ;)

Happy Birthday Sablescort !
 
Just wanted to say thanks y'all.... Goin' round the Sun for 33 years sure goes by way too fast! If somebody would hurry and invent an ageless and immortality formula, I would take it in a heartbeat! LOL!

However it was just a routine, usual work day for me on my bday and no cake for me :(

I just basically spent the day running errands as I would normally do. Right now I'm huffin' and puffin' like the big bad wolf since I have to blow a lot of balloons for a baby shower tomorrow.....

Side note: Since Thursday falls this year....The day I was born happened to be a Thursday! (my daughter's born on a Tuesday..that makes it the 2 T-days for us ;) )

BTW Deaf258....Love that poem....heh.
 
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