Dear VamPyroX...

Levonian said:
Dear VamPyroX:

I’ve noticed that nobody has really yet asked you for personal advice, which is what I think you had in mind when you started this thread. So I will start with the first question.

As you probably already know, I recently got married. Things are going fairly smoothly, but there is one glitch. My new wife gets very upset when I eat bananas in bed. I’ve explained to her over and over again that it is just in my nature to eat bananas, and that she should learn to accept it. She says that she’s sick and tired of picking banana peels off the floor, the TV set, the dresser, and the night stands. She also seems to think that I pay more attention to my bananas than I do to her. What can I do? I’m torn between my love for my wife and my love for bananas.

Sincerely,

Unhappy in the Jungle
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Levonian,

Well, if you look at your own actions... leaving banana peels on the floor is considered disrespectful. She obviously married you because you are a man that respects her. However, leaving banana peels on the floor is considered a sign of disrespect towards your wife. As for eating bananas in bed, I think the main concern is the fact that you're leaving a mess for her to clean up.

If she thinks that you're paying more attention to bananas more than her, then you should talk with her and ask what she wants. If you still want to be involved with bananas, there are always other alternatives. You can always suprise her with a sweet banana split sundae and remind her that there is always something fun to do with bananas.

It's not highly recommended, but it has been done... including bananas into foreplay. Use your imagination. ;)

- V
 
Dear VamPyroX,


Why do some guys imed me and say "I saw ur picture in ur profile or homepage, Your'e a hottie wanna date? "Just because they think I am cute they wanna date me ? Why can't guys get to know me as a person instead of my looks? :confused:




Cheri.
 
Cheri said:
Dear VamPyroX,


Why do some guys imed me and say "I saw ur picture in ur profile or homepage, Your'e a hottie wanna date? "Just because they think I am cute they wanna date me ? Why can't guys get to know me as a person instead of my looks? :confused:




Cheri.
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Cheri,

Obviously, that first line, "You're a hottie, wanna date?" is a turn-off line for you. Use that as a sign that this person isn't exactly the right person for you to date. As for the other part of your question of why these men do that, it's because they have nothing better to do and only think about looks. You should be lucky that you're able to see that lame one-liner as a turn-off and know not to date that person.

Let's not forget that women do the same thing to men.

- V
 
Deaf258 said:
Should I cancel my AllDeaf membership?
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:-o ...

:nono: no-no-no-no-NO you're not cancelling your membership here man :slap:
 
Levonian,

Instead of eating all those bananas, why not use them for your wife as a sex toy, that may be the reason why she thinks you don't love her more than you love your bananas... :twisted:

Think about that for a minute there... :o
 
^Angel^ said:
Levonian,

Instead of eating all those bananas, why not use them for your wife as a sex toy, that may be the reason why she thinks you don't love her more than you love your bananas... :twisted:

Think about that for a minute there... :o
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Hey! This is my thread! :nono:
 
Dear Vamp,

I have a friend "Mary" who have a lot of problems with her boyfriend "Jake" that they have been together for almost three years. In the beginning, they were very happy but later they got into an arguement and over again and again over a simple thing. I told her that it is normal because that shows love, but I know it won't work if they continue arguement like everyday. She wants to know if it means "LOVE" if it is just arguement maybe 3 or 4 times a month even though she feels like he is getting tired of him and wants to leave him, but he told her that he loves her very dearly. She is very scared, she don't know what to do...What is your options for that?
 
BabyAngel said:
Dear Vamp,

I have a friend "Mary" who have a lot of problems with her boyfriend "Jake" that they have been together for almost three years. In the beginning, they were very happy but later they got into an arguement and over again and again over a simple thing. I told her that it is normal because that shows love, but I know it won't work if they continue arguement like everyday. She wants to know if it means "LOVE" if it is just arguement maybe 3 or 4 times a month even though she feels like he is getting tired of him and wants to leave him, but he told her that he loves her very dearly. She is very scared, she don't know what to do...What is your options for that?
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BabyAngel,

If they argue every single day, then that's usually considered unhealthy. Are the fights affecting their relationship in any way? Does it take the mood out of other things that they could be doing instead? If fighting takes the fun out of the relationship in every way, then love isn't always enough and the suffering isn't always worth it. Arguing 3 to 4 times a month sounds better than every day. If he or really loved her, he wouldn't be trying to find reasons to start these fights every day. If you love your significant other, then you would do everything you can to make that person happy... right? Sure, mistakes can be made and the other could be hurt by it. That's why it's ok if fights were 3 to 4 times a month. However, fighting every day sounds like pain every day. Where's the love, the enjoyment, the pleasure, and the fun? That's missing... so what's the point. Of course, this is just my opinion... I haven't actually witnessed this issue. Perhaps, the love is different than we see it.

My best suggestion is for "Mary" to have a serious one-on-one with "Jake". Have them talk about why these fights are always happening and what they can do to avoid these fights. If they can't come up with a good solution, then I don't think it's worth it to keep going through the pain.

- V
 
Dear V.....



What warning sticker should be on a bar of soap?





*Giggle*
 
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