Coffeeeeman and Malfoyish's Bedtime Story.

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Malfoyish: Ohhhhhh. Ahhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhh.

Coffeeeman: Mmmmmmm.
Malfoyish: Oooooooooooooooh!

Coffeeeman: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Malfoyish: Ah! Oh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

(Click - bedroom lights come on)

Malfoyish: AHHH!

Coffeeeman: SHIT!

Ryan: Hi Mommy.

Malfoyish: What are you doing?! Ryan Get back to Bed!

Ryan: I heard you crying, Mommy.

Coffeeeman: Mommy wasn't crying, Now turn off the light and go back to your bed.

Ryan: I heard her! Was she crying because you kissed her bagina?

Coffeeeman: what? No! Ryan u know what a vagina is?

Ryan: (proudly) Yup. It's where the baby comes out.


Malfloyish: Wha-wha-what?!

Ryan: (getting confused, talking fast) Cause the baby comes out there? Cause you said the baby was in your tummy and then we got Burger so he came out your bagina?

Coffeeeman: Um, yeah. You're right, Ryan, That's where the babies come out. Who told you about that?

Ryan: I knew it myself. Cause Mommy said she didn't poop out Burger so he had to come out her bagina, right?

Malfoyish: That's very smart thinking. Now Mommy wasn't crying so you can turn off the light and go back to your bed Sweetie. And remember - we do not open bedroom doors or bathroom doors without knocking.

Ryan: Okay, Momma

(Ryan walks over to get a kiss goodnight from Momma, then goes over to Daddy's side of the bed.)

Coffeeeeman: Uh, better not buddy. How about a high five instead?

Ryan: No kiss?

Coffeeeman: Nah. A high five is more appropriate. You'll figure it out in a couple years.

Ryan: Ok Good Night (walking out the door and Closing door)

Coffeeeman: Grmblrblgrr... Damn kids.


And the moral of the story is: Always lock the bedroom door! :lol:
 
OMG Cheri!!!!!!!!!!.... :rofl: ...Ure nasty sis!... :nono:
 
it seem that you know too much about them... It look like you did spy their live :rofl:

Poor Malyosich & Coffeeman.... :rofl:
 
HAHAHHAHAHA...
Very funny~:rofl:

Hey ^Angel^ , you should have keep eye on your SISTER... don't let her watch Coffeeman and Malfoyish's bdrm ever again! :lol:
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Cheri is
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:shock: OMG! hope nobody has been spyin on us!! *Checkin the bedroom for any hidden cameras!* :eek2: LOL!
 
Defee said:
:shock: OMG! hope nobody has been spyin on us!! *Checkin the bedroom for any hidden cameras!* :eek2: LOL!
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:Devil Laughters: U next Defee....(packing up Camera and Video)
 
Cheri said:
:Devil Laughters: U next Defee....(packing up Camera and Video)
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LOL! yeah right!!!.....If i find one, then i will use my pistol to shoot out them friggin cameras!! PPPhhhfffFFfffffttttttttttttTtt!!
 
tekkmortal said:
Can't wait for secret lives of Cheri and Vampy. :naughty:
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tekkmortal, Why not new post forum.. GO FOR IT.. Love seeing your written story about Vamp and Cheri too... I'm waiting for you ya.. :)
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~let's bring your juicy 'bout them on AD's forum.. *maahhuuhaaa
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tekkmortal said:
Can't wait for secret lives of Cheri and Vampy. :naughty:
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OoOoo....We have made some plans to see Malfoyish and Vampy this summer....Maybe Malfoyish and I will take some pictures and umm..video camera with us along the trip to see Vampy.....and We will be back to post this up!.... :naughty:


Malfoyish--> :cheers: <---Me.....

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This is exactly why I padlock the door this is my worst nightmare come to life..LOL Thanks cheri LOL
 
Bullym0m said:
tekkmortal, Why not new post forum.. GO FOR IT.. Love seeing your written story about Vamp and Cheri too... I'm waiting for you ya.. :)
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Okay Bullym0m, here is the story:

On one dark, foggy night, Cheri was cleaning up the bathroom after her son pissed the toliet in the wrong way. She grumbled "Why can't he behave?!!" After she finished cleaning the bathroom, she walked into the living room and saw the door already opened. She grumbled one more time "Why him?? He should be bed by now!" She walked outside and she gasped. Vampy was staying about 2 feet from her and said "Hi Im VampyRox and you're?" Cheri told him that her name is Cheri. Vampy asked her what she was doing before. Cheri told him that she had to clean the bathroom after her son pissed all over the bathroom. "Ugh!" replied Vampy "Do you need help with that?" Cheri said "Well no but you can check the bathroom if you see any more mess" "Okay" Vampy said as he walked into the house to the bathroom. Cheri followed him. "Nice work Cheri. I wouldn't have mine done like this" Vampy told Cheri. Few moments later, Markus needed to go to the bathroom again and gasped when he opened the bathrrom door.

(Oops I need to go to work now)
 
HAHAHAHA!! GREAT one!!!

But but but, what are you doing in their closet and watching the WHOLE thing?? Shame on you, Cheri!!
 
:::faints:::

Oh, boy.

Now, now, now. I leave for a day and a half and Cheri's imagination goes wild...LOL.

:::ahem::: I guess I better start checking the closets before Coffeeeeman and I turn the lights out from now on...make sure there's no AD members in there with video cams!

Malfoyish :)
 
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