What's your favorite lie?

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Tell us about your all-time favorite lie...whether it's a little itty-bitty white lie or one used by either yourselves or friends of yours in order to get out of a sticky situation. It can be lies told by historical figures, family, friends, co-workers, etc.
 
Malfoyish said:
Tell us about your all-time favorite lie...whether it's a little itty-bitty white lie or one used by either yourselves or friends of yours in order to get out of a sticky situation. It can be lies told by historical figures, family, friends, co-workers, etc.
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Umm..lemme see....lies dealing with women.

1. I'll call you
2. No you aren't fat. I like women with a little padding
3. I love you
4. Of course I'll still love you after I've had you
5. She meant nothing to me You are the one I love.
6. Oh Hey..Sorry I didn't call I lost your number.
7. I'm a professional photographer working for hustler
8. Of course I didn't think those were implants
9. I won't cum in your mouth.
10. I'm really not that small you just don't do it for me.
 
uh oh... I have Lied to my Dad a lots of time when I was younger because he used to have this paddle and he spank us with it if we were doing something wrong..

One time.. we had this little Puppy ok and I fed this my little puppy a lunch meat and my dad recovered that there was a lunch meat with the puppy and he asked three of us (^Angel^, My Hearing Sister and Myself) who gave the puppy a lunch meat.. and I gulp and wouldn't be honest with him cuz I Know he was mad at the same time I know I would be expecting that Paddle, so we all three denied that we ever gave a lunch meat to the Puppy and we all three got a spanking with the paddle and again he asked who did it again we didn't answer.. same thing for like after a 5th or 6th time and My dad finally said if someone came to me and admit it that person will not get a spanking at that time I knew my dad was lying so Still I did not admit it ^Angel^ who is a sucker said Dad, I did it and Dad spanked her 10 more times! and then that day nobody ever talked about it again until in High School ^Angel^ brought up the subject about the lunch meat issue and talked about the time someone gave the puppy the lunch meat and she took the blame for it even through she really did not do it.. Then I looked at her and told her " I am the one really did it" She was soo Furious...and then she went home and told Dad about it and he said Well, too late now Because Paddle don't exit anymore (Which we got rid of it long time ago)
 
I never cut off that cherry tree !
 
Hmm... I can't really say that I've lied that often. Usually, I just change the subject or tell the truth from a different point of view. Once, I went to a bar with my friends. I smoked with them while I was there. When I was done, I arrived home and my mom smelled smoke on me. She asked me if I was smoking and I told her the truth... "My friends smoke and I was with them." Hey, don't say I lied! ;)
 
VamPyroX said:
Hmm... I can't really say that I've lied that often. Usually, I just change the subject or tell the truth from a different point of view. Once, I went to a bar with my friends. I smoked with them while I was there. When I was done, I arrived home and my mom smelled smoke on me. She asked me if I was smoking and I told her the truth... "My friends smoke and I was with them." Hey, don't say I lied! ;)
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Nice save, Shawn. Real smooth, LOL!
 
VamPyroX said:
Hmm... I can't really say that I've lied that often. Usually, I just change the subject or tell the truth from a different point of view. Once, I went to a bar with my friends. I smoked with them while I was there. When I was done, I arrived home and my mom smelled smoke on me. She asked me if I was smoking and I told her the truth... "My friends smoke and I was with them." Hey, don't say I lied! ;)
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U smokin cigarettes or pot? :smoking: :giggle:
 
During my teen and early adulthood, my family always ask me same question "Do you have boyfriend?" I kept telling them different excuse.

1.) Don't have time to find boyfriend.
2.) School/Homework are too important to me.
3.) Teen/20's boys are too immature for my level. (that was my old stereotype.)
 
Lol, right, Levonian! Funny, too, is that Mai Lai rhymes with..........LOL!
 
LOL@ Vampy, I did the same thing!..

ummm.....I 'm thinking here....

' Yes, I'm still a virgin Mom '... :twisted:
 
" im busy right now"
" i lost your e mail address can u give it t o me again?"
" call me another time im in the middle of having an allergic reaction to men" ( for the men)
"i dont have it mom its in yr computer!"

last but not the least
" no i didn't drive your car!"
 
If I'm late for appointment or work, I would say my car won't start!
 
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