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ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Women 'caught man in act'
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A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.

Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.

Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr.

The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.

Stewart had been living in the Aberley House hostel from October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan, Ayrshire.


He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court.


Unemployed Stewart has now left Aberley House and is living in a flat in the centre of Ayr.


Asked about the claim he was simulating sex with the bike, he said: "You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that.


"It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish."


His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."


A spokeswoman for the Aberley House hostel for the homeless said: "We cannot comment because of client confidentiality."
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guy is retard sick.
 
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Anyways, why is he being charged for having sex with a bike? Is that illegal? :confused:
 
:-o A bicycle? You got to be kidding me! He pry was trying to get these two women attention to impress himself. Or....I don't wanna know. :bye:
 
His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."

Shouldn't she say "defend against the charges" ...? Grammar aside, he probably was trying to get on the bike but kept ramming the seat in his drunken stupor where 2 hyper critical chicks called it a sex act! The only thing I'd charge him with is public lewdness/being nude in public. Oh well, we all know the justice system is screwed silly backwards through a cornfeild and completely flawed.
 
hmm didnt see it coming is it possible that he s just jacking off and the bike just happens to be there and the stupid women just got a wrong idea?>
 
darkflare83 said:
hmm didnt see it coming is it possible that he s just jacking off and the bike just happens to be there and the stupid women just got a wrong idea?>
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If he was doing that, nothing wrong with that cuz he was in his bedroom. I dont understand the filing of the charges against him. What was the crime? A bicycle is an object or am I wrong?:giggle:
 
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