Man accused of having sex with his bike

[shel90]

Well, maybe he didn't pedal fast enough. Lol!

Oh geeez!

 

[darkdog]

This reminds me of that Queen song, Bicycle Race:

"Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like"

And they just had to throw in the line "You say bark, I say bite".

I'll never think of that song the same way again.

 

[Gemma]

This reminds me of that Queen song, Bicycle Race:

"Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like"

And they just had to throw in the line "You say bark, I say bite".

I'll never think of that song the same way again.

good comeback!

 

[Barbaro]

This reminds me of that Queen song, Bicycle Race:

"Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like"

And they just had to throw in the line "You say bark, I say bite".

I'll never think of that song the same way again.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! Queen rocks!

 

[raibeart]

Accused.. Of Having Sex With His Bike

Glad I am a Robert Stewart that does not live in the UK.

 

[morbid-mongoose]

Anyways, why is he being charged for having sex with a bike? Is that illegal?

 

[GalaxyAngel]

This guy already lose his marbles!

 

[Casperman]

I just bein happy that it didnt happen in KENTUCKY lol

 

[Liebling:-)))]

Anyways, why is he being charged for having sex with a bike? Is that illegal?

I am wondering the same... I laughed so hard after read those article for a first time today... Oh my dear... Why make a big panic over that stupid bike... I would take serious if he sex with a little girl but bike... It's his business... It's his bike, he can do what he want... (accord the article: He denied that he have sex with bike)

I would not like to waste my breath and rush like panic to call police on him for sex abuse on bike... I would and find him when I see him to have sex with bike and went off and leave him alone to enjoy himself with bike... ...

Excuse me, I can't stop laugh when I am typing this post...

 

[Liebling:-)))]

Is it illegal to have sex with bike, dolls or any toys ?

 

[morbid-mongoose]

I would not like to waste my breath and rush like panic to call police on him for sex abuse on bike... I would and find him when I see him to have sex with bike and went off and leave him alone to enjoy himself with bike... ...

Oh my god! He's raping the bike!!!

 

[Angel]

I don't see anything wrong with this, I mean some people use different objects or sexual toys and what I don't understand is why was he arrest? a bike isn't human. its a thing, so he did not rape no one...

 

[hohDougRN]

That bike just might give an STD to the next person who "rides" it.