I Want to be a Postwhore

Mayflower

Mayflower

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I have a confession to make. I want to be a postwhore. But I just don’t know how. I get so sad when I see everybody congratulating Vampy on his 11,000 or Cheri on her 5,000. And then I look at Angel, and zesty, and even our beloved ravensteve, and I realize that I will never be in their league, and it makes me sad. :( I have 72 lousy posts, or something like that. Can you people help me here? Will you take me under your wings and teach me how to postwhore with the big dogs? Please? I don’t really have anything else in life—I mean, I’m married to an ape for Chrissake. What’s a girl to do? Teach me to be a postwhore too. :tears: :sadwave:
 
Aww Mayflower, I could teach you how to be a postwhore, Don't be shy to post, If you see something that you think that doesn't fit, Say something, don't let the bastard get away with it. :giggle:
 
Mayflower,

Anything what you can blabbing talk.. keep contuine post post post post post.....

It will come increase numberous by your posting.... Make up your breath away anything what you like to say as your new thread... Blah Blah Blah... Why don't you make up story about Your Mr.Chimp.. Why He is chimp? *chuckles*...

Name it.. Wishes you have great POSTWHORING! Good Luck!
 
Aw Mayflower :hug: ...

I tell you what girl, why don't you give me your password and I'll postwhore for ya?! :naughty:
 
YOU NEED JESUS!!!! Don't become a postwhore, for crying out loud.
You'll be addicted to the internet... :nono:
Why gamble your life and time like that... you need to go take
a vacation... and smell fresh air...

:type:
 
It is nothing to be ashamed of. I've been a member longer than everyone else here. I'm a moderator here. I also do my best to make reasonable posts. I only make 15 posts a day. When AllDeaf v1.0 was around, I was making an average of 50 posts a day. Now, that made me a real post-whore! ;)
 
<---Not a regular postwhore considering in 1 1/2 years I only made over 1,500 posts....

Maybe I should be considered a post turtle :)
 
VamPyroX said:
It is nothing to be ashamed of. I've been a member longer than everyone else here. I'm a moderator here. I also do my best to make reasonable posts. I only make 15 posts a day. When AllDeaf v1.0 was around, I was making an average of 50 posts a day. Now, that made me a real post-whore! ;)
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SIN!!!!!!! :bowdown:
 
sablescort said:
<---Not a regular postwhore considering in 1 1/2 years I only made over 1,500 posts....

Maybe I should be considered a post turtle :)
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Then stop being a turtle postwhore and be a rabbit, Come on get the ball rolling sableboy. ;)
 
deaflibrarian said:
Eheheh! I only signed up last month, and I'm inching closer to 100 posts! However there's only so much time and typing I can do when I have other people wanting to use the computer! There has to be a faster way to get 10,000 posts! :|
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Welcome aboard. Maybe we can call a temp agency. All we need are 10 people for a couple of weeks. :)
 
Cheri said:
Aww Mayflower, I could teach you how to be a postwhore, Don't be shy to post, If you see something that you think that doesn't fit, Say something, don't let the bastard get away with it. :giggle:
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Alrighty, I will do my best. Being a redhead will help, huh? Thanks sweetie. :hug:
 
Mayflower said:
Alrighty, I will do my best. Being a redhead will help, huh? Thanks sweetie. :hug:
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Of course being a redhead would help, Ravensteve wouldn't tell what color is your hair since he thinks his avatar's hair color is black. :eek: So, He might think you are a blonde, If so then welcome to the blonde club. :thumb:
 
Why don't we just dye Mayflower's hair blonde!.. :naughty:
 
Bullym0m said:
Mayflower,

Anything what you can blabbing talk.. keep contuine post post post post post.....

It will come increase numberous by your posting.... Make up your breath away anything what you like to say as your new thread... Blah Blah Blah... Why don't you make up story about Your Mr.Chimp.. Why He is chimp? *chuckles*...

Name it.. Wishes you have great POSTWHORING! Good Luck!
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The monkey says that I am very good at blabbing. He is always telling me to be quiet while he's watching television. I just might do a story on Mr. Chimp. Are you listening....
 
Mayflower said:
The monkey says that I am very good at blabbing. He is always telling me to be quiet while he's watching television. I just might do a story on Mr. Chimp. Are you listening....
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Yes, Make a thread about Mr Chimp Would love for you to tell me how the sounds of his snoring is when he is sleeping :giggle:
 
^Angel^ said:
Aw Mayflower :hug: ...

I tell you what girl, why don't you give me your password and I'll postwhore for ya?! :naughty:
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Is that legal? If it is, I will be a member of the 1000 post club in no time at all. :applause:
 
Cheri said:
Yes, Make a thread about Mr Chimp Would love for you to tell me how the sounds of his snoring is when he is sleeping :giggle:
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*hops in and sit down next to cheri* :popcorn: want some popcorn?
 
Miss*Pinocchio said:
YOU NEED JESUS!!!! Don't become a postwhore, for crying out loud.
You'll be addicted to the internet... :nono:
Why gamble your life and time like that... you need to go take
a vacation... and smell fresh air...

:type:
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I already have Jesus on my side, but I want more! I don't have time to take a vacation, I have to get to 25,000 posts. :type:
 
Mayflower said:
The monkey says that I am very good at blabbing. He is always telling me to be quiet while he's watching television. I just might do a story on Mr. Chimp. Are you listening....
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YES, I'm good listener.

Come and create your own thread to tell us about your Mr. Chimp. I'm sit with :popcorn:


I tried to be more postwhoring to reach 3,000 post to celebrate my own birthday on Friday but it seem not working :ugh2: (because "3" is my favorite number).
 
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