Have You Ever Noticed...

[VamPyroX]

Sometimes when you are sad, no one sees your tears...




Sometimes when you are happy, no one sees your smile...




But fart, just once...




And everybody knows!

 

[CatoCooper13]

Yeah, especially a SMELLY and RIPE one!

 

[Alex]

rofl

 

[Angel]

...Good one there Vampy!

 

[Mistyrose]

LOL! aint that the truth??..
even when my dog farts, he gets our attention! LOL!

 

[Cheri]

LOL! How can we missed the bacon and egg smell?

 

[Mistyrose]

Have you noticed when someone farts, they always blame somebody else?
geez..my hubby does that,he either blames me or the dog! lol!
Even when my dog farts while asleep, he will look around with the look like "whodoneit?"......LOL!

 

[VamPyroX]

I know the difference between dog and human farts. Dog farts are the worse! Pee-Yew!

 

[Mistyrose]

I know the difference between dog and human farts. Dog farts are the worse! Pee-Yew!

Yeah you bet!! I had to use Lysol spray every time he does it..lol!

 

[VamPyroX]

Yeah you bet!! I had to use Lysol spray every time he does it..lol!

Hmm... if only I could bottle a few of those dog farts, I'd sell them on eBay! Hehehe!

 

[tekkmortal]

PIG FARTS are the worst!

 

[VamPyroX]

PIG FARTS are the worst!

I take it you sat there with your nose up a pig's ass... right?

 

[Mistyrose]

I take it you sat there with your nose up a pig's ass... right?

 

[Mistyrose]

Hmm... if only I could bottle a few of those dog farts, I'd sell them on eBay! Hehehe!

LOL!....pitbulls are notriously famous for their farts and i could bottle some for you for a fair price and you can sell them on ebay..hows that? LOL!

 

[VamPyroX]

LOL!....pitbulls are notriously famous for their farts and i could bottle some for you for a fair price and you can sell them on ebay..hows that? LOL!

Hell no!

I might never pass inspection for it could be considered a bio-weapon in the United States!

 

[Mistyrose]

Hell no!

I might never pass inspection for it could be considered a bio-weapon in the United States!

Yeah we could get in a lot of trouble for that! LOL!

 

[VamPyroX]

Yeah we could get in a lot of trouble for that! LOL!

Maybe, that's what our government has been overlooking. Saddam probably has a bunch of those and that's his WMD!

 

[Mistyrose]

Maybe, that's what our government has been overlooking. Saddam probably has a bunch of those and that's his WMD!

R O F L!! love your sense of humor!!

 

[tekkmortal]

Heck no I wouldnt put my nose into pig's ass.

 

[Awauphi]

ha ha ha ha ha yall crack me up.. im laughing here.. LMAOOOOFO.. thanks for the LAUGH.. i sure NEED it.. heh.. ha. ha..

HAHAHAHHAHAHA heh