:looking for pie-making machine:
anyone wanna buy a pie? I got chocolate cream, key lime, vanilla cream, whatever...
all guaranteed to leave a sticky mess on your victim... er... friend's face.
If you need practice, you can practice on Boult, Magastu, Ravensteve and Road Runner... They're tied up and dangling from the rafters by their thumbs... and have bullseyes painted on their faces!
Malfoyish, wanna buy a pie for Cheri? She likes chocolate cream, so I suggest you get this nice little tapocia pudding pie...