Chajukin
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if you have a deaf joke please email me aestewart@netspace.net.au need a deaf joke for homework.
LOL yeah i remmy this joke only its a little different...instead of honking the horn, he screamed bloody murder and all the lights came on and the people looked out the window except one and he knew that is his room haha.VamPyroX said:There's this deaf couple who recently got married and headed out for their honeymoon. They stayed at this hotel during their honeymoon. While in their room, they had hours of fun. Later during the evening, the husband realized that he had left something in the car so he decided to go to the car to get it. He left the room, headed downstairs, and then headed for his car. After getting what he left in the car, he headed back to his room. Suddenly, he realized that he didn't remember which room he lived in. After a few moments, he headed back outside to his car and did one thing that came to mind. He began honking his horn loudly for a few moments. Suddenly, all the lights on the hotel went on as people were waking up from the sound of the horn. However, one light did not go on. "Bingo!" the man thought, "That's my room!"
OMG! how embarrassing! lol its funny though....maybe he would be better off if he just write instead signing just in case of confusion..haha.Beowulf said:This one is true, ahem...
This deaf dude was flying on a United Airlines flight, and when the airline attendants dispensed the drinks and snacks, he signed Thank you to one of them.
She came back to him after a while and said that he could have what was left over, another drink. He signed Thank you.
When the plane landed and he was at the plane's exit, she came to him and said, "You have been blowing kisses at me for hours now, What do you intend to do about it?"
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Aww OUCH! That gotta hurt, but hey, it's funny!!Levonian said:There’s a very old joke that is frequently brought up in academic discussions of Deaf humor. It goes something like this: a Deaf giant is walking through a village of little people, destroying everything in his path. The townspeople are frantically running everywhere, trying to escape being crushed by the giant. Suddenly the giant sees a beautiful blonde girl running down one the streets and scoops her up in his hand. He looks at the terrified girl in his hand and immediately falls in love with her. "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life," the giant says. "I think we should MARRY". When he makes the sign for MARRY, the girl is crushed to death. The giant looks sadly at the dead girl in his hand and wistfully remarks "I guess oralism really is better".