Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?

[Jiro]

but no thank, I'll just pee on myself.

trust me - you won't be able to do that

 

[Lighthouse77]

trust me - you won't be able to do that

I'm a girl, we can dribble on ourselves

 

[posts from hell]

trust me - you won't be able to do that

For some - ***Bloodcurling screams** "Peeeeee on meeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Jiro]

I'm a girl, we can dribble on ourselves

no. point is - when you're in state of panic and excruciating pain, you can't really pee. just stfu and let PFH pees on you

 

[Miss-Delectable]

Crab, yep. Jellyfish and the big amount of pain, no thanks

 

[Lighthouse77]

no. point is - when you're in state of panic and excruciating pain, you can't really pee. just stfu and let PFH pees on you

lol yes, sir.


the truth is, I didn't panic or anything. It burned but I was able to deal with it.

 

[Jiro]

lol yes, sir.


the truth is, I didn't panic or anything. It burned but I was able to deal with it.

would you feel better if it's me peeing on you instead of PFH?

 

[Loghead]

Crab, please. I don't really want big lips, thank you very much.

 

[Lighthouse77]

would you feel better if it's me peeing on you instead of PFH?

doesn't matter, but can I step on a crab instead so I don't get peed on?

 

[Jiro]

doesn't matter, but can I step on a crab instead so I don't get peed on?

no

 

[Robert McCall]

Neither.

 

[shel90]

I have stepped on a crab and the pain was quick while my daughter got stung by a jellyfish this recent summer and she cried and cried for hours so I think I would rather step on a crab.

 

[Beowulf]

I have stepped on a crab and the pain was quick while my daughter got stung by a jellyfish this recent summer and she cried and cried for hours so I think I would rather step on a crab.

I wonder if one could eat a jellyfish?

 

[TXgolfer]

Pee also cures athletes foot! Women are just not equipped to pee on themselves though. You need a man to pee on you. It's strange women object to pee. I have seen many women let guys shit on them for years

 

[posts from hell]

Pee also cures athletes foot! Women are just not equipped to pee on themselves though. You need a man to pee on you. It's strange women object to pee. I have seen many women let guys shit on them for years

lol

 

[TXgolfer]

I wonder if one could eat a jellyfish?

Well it would taste better on a Ritz cracker. Mmm good cracker

 

[Babyblue]

Been stung by jellyfish.

Been pinched by a blue crab.

Choice is easy. I would rather to step on a crab.

 

[Babyblue]

you're supposed to piss on it

Doesn't work. Even Myth Busters concluded that.

 

[JClarke]

Stepping on crab is better than kissing a jellyfish. I have stepped on a crab before when I was at the south coast.

 

[Reba]

Step on a crab...less painful than kissing a jellyfish, which can kill you.

I agree with you. I've been stung by a jellyfish (not on the lips) and it was much more painful than a pinch by a crab (which I've also stepped on in the water).