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whooooo, im moving to west seneca new york woot woot got a job offer up there so good luck too me ill be back soon

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a hooker, not much they both give sex in exchange for gifts. How do you make a woman have an orgasm? who Cares? Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie? yeah it comes with all Kens stuff Why is a woman like a hurricane...

im not trying to be mean I seriously want to know, ive know about five people who are my friends, not going to mention any names erhmm that are terrible when putting sentences in here, I was just wondering why that is, not trying to be funny or cute but I was curious, hope no one gets mad I...

done alittle soul searching I suppose, but im back and im hopeing to be apart of AD once again

dallas texas?

I cant wait too go, anybody else been there and know of some good sites im heading to the cathedral and museum and old spanish fort anybody else know any good sites?

A Texan a Mexican and a black guy all go down to Hell, and the devil says "allright we're going to do things differently today, according to your dads occupation is how im going to take off your D*** The mexican started crying and was the first to come up, The Devil says "allright what...

I hear the crackle of gunpowder and hear the bullets zinging, and the cannonballs whizzing by me into the stillness of the night. I hear the screams comeing from the other side of the field. I hear the thud of feet running as hard as thunder. I hear the whisper of death...

did anyone get a roomate when you moved out or no? trying to decide what to do

dont really want to make it a hearie bash thread but being more deaf proud now im realizing im starting to hate alot of hearies that are ignorant of deaf culture its high school all over again, where deaf and hoh of kids would be messed with just cuz there deaf or one kid (which I happened to be...

hmm how bouts it

they heard russia invaded georgia and they think there next (heres one my dad told me I thought the joke was so-so)

ok guys this has been bothering me lately I was and still am a White Supremacist Skinhead allthough ive toned down my activities considerably, my story was being hard of hearing I couldnt find a group to connect with in high school there werent any hard of hearing or deaf people I couldnt join...

wooooo!!!! my fav movie sets have all the movies and tv series and animated stuff I own two of the books made, it rocks anyone else like this fan fiction stuff too lemme know *wookie Growls*

Men pay attention (joke taken from Ihatemen.com and also from ihatewomen.com funny sites that have nothing to do with hating each other just fun stuff for both sexes) Question : What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a...

* What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? –After a year, the dog is still excited to see you! * What does a man and his nuts have in common? They are both small. * The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father...

This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"

(remembered this from high school but had to copy from yahoo) DAY 70 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild...

old indian word for poor hunter

least i thought it was funny a small jet heading over kentucky starts to have engine failure, there are only two people on board the pilot and the flight attendant, the pilot informs her that the planes going down and he cant save it or them. the flight attendant turns to him tears off her...