* What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
–After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!
* What does a man and his nuts have in common?
They are both small.
* The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes
after ten?"
"A jack," says the kid.
–After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!
* What does a man and his nuts have in common?
They are both small.
* The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes
after ten?"
"A jack," says the kid.
This is so good!