A Texan a Mexican and a black guy all go down to Hell, and the devil says "allright we're going to do things differently today, according to your dads occupation is how im going to take off your D***
The mexican started crying and was the first to come up, The Devil says "allright what occupation was your dad?" The mexican replies "my dad was a machete maker". So the devil summons a machete and chops the mexicans D*** off.
The black guy was the next to come up, and hes bawling even louder, the devils says "allright what occupation was your dad?". The black guy says."He was a candlestick maker" so the devil summons a candle and burns the black guys D*** off.
The Texan was the last to come up and hes smiling from ear to ear, laughing and giggling. the devil says " dont you know im going to take off your d***?" the texan nods. the devil says "allright what occupation was your dad?" the texan looks the devil right in the eyes with a big texan grin and say....
"My dad was a lollipop maker, your going to havta suck mine off"
The mexican started crying and was the first to come up, The Devil says "allright what occupation was your dad?" The mexican replies "my dad was a machete maker". So the devil summons a machete and chops the mexicans D*** off.
The black guy was the next to come up, and hes bawling even louder, the devils says "allright what occupation was your dad?". The black guy says."He was a candlestick maker" so the devil summons a candle and burns the black guys D*** off.
The Texan was the last to come up and hes smiling from ear to ear, laughing and giggling. the devil says " dont you know im going to take off your d***?" the texan nods. the devil says "allright what occupation was your dad?" the texan looks the devil right in the eyes with a big texan grin and say....
"My dad was a lollipop maker, your going to havta suck mine off"
this is so funny 