Liar Liar pants on the Fire!!


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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for
back up.

Within minutes! 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse and examines the
license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one! of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the

Woman: Betcha that liar told you I was speeding, too.

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LOL! I had heard a different version of the joke but still hilarious

wanted to pull a fast one, but I'd still be paying a visit to the Jail cuz Im not a good talker :laugh2:


New Member
:rofl: funny!!!! you might only can do that once but can't do it again next time cuz they will remember what you did and will not fall for it. :laugh2:


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What a clever way to avoid getting ticket, my old way is telling the officer that I had to go bathroom badly. Only If I could talk to officer instead of writing back and forth that way officer won't bust me... :lol:


:rofl: thats soo phunny!!
You not gonna believe this but i was there when this happened, I was following my husband home, after he picked up his pickup from the mechanic, i noticed that he was driving kinda fast and then something unreal happened, the cop saw him going too fast so of course he turned on his lights and stopped him, i pulled up behind husband was talking loud and gesturing..the cop let him go!! i couldnt believe it when he took off, i followed him home and he jumped out and ran into the house! I found out he was having diarrhea so bad!! LOL! i laughed so hard! I recalled seeing the cop's face in the rearview mirror and he was shaking his head! Well, at least, he had a good excuse and no ticket!! haha... :D


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WHOAAA thats worsen that i had ever heard of!!! :rofl: :rofl: :lol: *sniffs* damn ur hubby got pulled over and got away with diarreha ticks at home! lol... thats funny!


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:laugh2: :laugh2: ....I'll try that next time to see if that would work for me....*whistling*....Unless A cop is not reading this!....


Well-Known Member, that was funny; btw, did you check hubby's undies to see if he was pulling the cop's leg or not?