The Away Message Game...

Malfoyish said:
I've had a taste of the evil Liza. NOT literally, of course, but you know...she's fun...can she stick around more?

Liza's New Away Message: I'm sleeping. Hang on and when my evil twin returns, she'll play with your sanity.
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LOL... like I did with yours (sanity)? Erhmm, have you recovered from that yet?

Malfoyish's New 100th Away Message: Sweet Lucius, I am still reading HP smut, and still at the climax! Leaveeeee a message, hon...
 
*rubbing my hands*
Shall I start w/ "L to ??"

Lasza's away message says: You cannot leave message here, because I'M TOO HORNY AND HOT..... no time talk w/you over the phone... Please bring KY and make me more HOT...*beep*

LeviathanC's away message says: Welcome my hell!!!! Don't be af-f-f-raid! If you refuse come.... I dare burn you......

Levonian's away message says: Why can't you read my message "Do not Disturb". I'm busy trying making new chimp...

Liebling:)))'s away message says: I will not able come talk you on the phone... If you interested become PEVERT lesson.. Free application and right away Pevert lesson.

Liza's away message says: If you really need lubration ?? I'll fill your pussy turns into FULL LUBRATION... Enjoy it!

LovelyBlkGal's away message says: Help me! I'm lost.... Find me now!!!! Can you dial for me... 1-800-GET-LOST!

Magatsu's away message says: I'm NOT CUPID YOU...*Expediitive* supposed be cupid on ALEX!!!! Damn you came here wrong room........

Malfoyish's away message says: Don't dare you call me too much... I'm getting fed up w/you... If you stubborn...and guess what, you'll be punished w/BBNT'S dungeon along with ODDBALL.

Meg's away message says: Afr-r-r-raid of near spring... I shall squeeze spread germs on you.... If you willing near me.. Welcome GERM CLUB!

Miss-Delectable's away message says: Welcome my political affair, Please listening my recording... *blah blah blah blah blah, oh yes...blah blah blah blah blah ..oh not that... blah blah blah blah...Oh yes, I remember Clinton did to you...oh mmuhhhrhhh blah blah blah blah... Not sure if you did....blah blah..blah.. oh Agad! really? blah blah blah blah blah blah.. Hey aren't you listening me??? Oh there you're still here... okay let's shall say .. you know what... BBNT.. blah blah blah... oh never mind.. guess what.. ODDBALL...never mind... how's about Liza??? definentily she is... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.. Hey you.. hello?? hello???*shudders* Now I'm pissed off you're not listening me......

MizzDeaf's away message says: What are you trying thinking??? Don't steal my ESP...if you steal mine.. I'll SCAN YOU AND TURN FRIED COOKED!

Mommyof3's message says: Look my ring.. this is BETTER than you.... If don't believe me... I'll smash your fingers!

MsGiglz's away message says: I'm mad... I'm jealous... I'm angry...I'm evny you... because LIEBLING stole my favorite PEVERT showing... Don't tell her.. I'll get liebling and put her into Pheldhole!.

Nancy's away message says: *gibberlish langagues* Pleaaase bear with me *gibberlish langagues again* Oh sorry, Pleaaaa beearrrr *gibberlish langauges again* Oh sorry... I forgot you're not german language.. excuse me my mistaken.

nozobo's away message says: Guess what... I got stuck vibrater in mine.. er um..((cracked voice low)) sorry er um..I'm sorry.. I'm affair w/my own vibrate..*breaking sobbing sounds* Can you making up with me again...I'll promise you in my boy next door.

Stay tuned.....contuine O to ???? <--edit..
 
Message from Meg---"I've got thighs that crack and thunder, woe to those with balls enough to approach any further."

Message from Liza---"Dream on, dream on."

Message from Malfoyish---"Unless you make book, don't bother. Otherwise it's fishy."

Message from Ravensteve--"I have a yeast infection and instructions say to apply liberally. Gonna sue the commies."

Message from Zesty---"Only those of us with minds can do this, mind you."
 
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Okay, I'm back....
*rubbing my hands again*

shall start w/O......to ????

Oceanbreeze's away message says: This is Beware of twitchy ferrets' residence", please leave your name and phone number too. If you didn't leave the message.. I'll *press red button* for twitchy ferret know your ID at.....and chew your nipples.

Oddball's away message says: Don't call me "Oddball", if you did... I'll call Alex, and ban you permantly.. even not for BBNT.. He's sweest guy whatever he can call me "ODDBALL".

OldNavyGirl's away message says: Not allowed you wear old navy clothes... Dare you wear old navy clothes and gonna burn your body guarteed...Own your risk wear the old navy's outfit. *warning* This OLD NAVY IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Peachy Lady's away message says: If you're hungry.. Please come over my place and will feed you only PEACHES on the plate... My resturant is PEACHES open 24 hours and 7 days. Menu: Breakfast- Peach cereal Lunch-Peach Sandwiches and Dinner-Peach o'pate.

pinkster's away message says: I love wear pink pink pink anything name it.. If you use pink.. I'll rip yours... If you wear pink hair.. and will shave your hair. Means Everything pink must goes to me... NOT YOURS!

Pomeranian's away messsage says: If you near me.. Pomeranian will attack your bottomless... Do you know why, I have not fed my pet for a year.

Pretty Woman's away message says: Hello, I'm unable talk you on the phone.. Come over my place and take a number and sit on the ground... wait for my call you number 411... *pssst* I never call your number for a year.

prostock19's away message says: 4 sale my professional camera worth 10K .. Unless please you have to undressed first and show me... I'll give you a free my professional camera. Thank you....

Stay tuned...... contuine R to ????
 
Bullym0m said:
Okay, I'm back....
*rubbing my hands again*

shall start w/O......to ????

Oceanbreeze's away message says: This is Beware of twitchy ferrets' residence", please leave your name and phone number too. If you didn't leave the message.. I'll *press red button* for twitchy ferret know your ID at.....and chew your nipples.

Oddball's away message says: Don't call me "Oddball", if you did... I'll call Alex, and ban you permantly.. even not for BBNT.. He's sweest guy whatever he can call me "ODDBALL".

OldNavyGirl's away message says: Not allowed you wear old navy clothes... Dare you wear old navy clothes and gonna burn your body guarteed...Own your risk wear the old navy's outfit. *warning* This OLD NAVY IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Peachy Lady's away message says: If you're hungry.. Please come over my place and will feed you only PEACHES on the plate... My resturant is PEACHES open 24 hours and 7 days. Menu: Breakfast- Peach cereal Lunch-Peach Sandwiches and Dinner-Peach o'pate.

pinkster's away message says: I love wear pink pink pink anything name it.. If you use pink.. I'll rip yours... If you wear pink hair.. and will shave your hair. Means Everything pink must goes to me... NOT YOURS!

Pomeranian's away messsage says: If you near me.. Pomeranian will attack your bottomless... Do you know why, I have not fed my pet for a year.

Pretty Woman's away message says: Hello, I'm unable talk you on the phone.. Come over my place and take a number and sit on the ground... wait for my call you number 411... *pssst* I never call your number for a year.

prostock19's away message says: 4 sale my professional camera worth 10K .. Unless please you have to undressed first and show me... I'll give you a free my professional camera. Thank you....

Stay tuned...... contuine R to ????
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Better beware:

This "twitchy ferret" bites......HARD!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

:rofl:
 
Angel: I'm resting on Cloud 9! Please leave message at front pearly gate with St. Peter and I will see which one bad or good. If bad messages, I will throw them away and let 'em burn in hell!

Cooliefroggie: I'm chilling out with Kermit Frog and Michigan (the Warner Bros frog) at somewhere by the pond, and will jump by later...

Taylor: Watching Cops and AMW Shows, and CHiPs all night marathon right now, and I will enforce your message later!!

Myself: Either out somewhere or spending time with my own daddy doing jackass things such as doing shoving match in Capitol's elevator!
 
BBNT: Trying to pull pranks on mncapitolgirl but my ass got kicked by her MHiP daddy and buddies!!!!! :tears: :cry: :bump: :whip:
 
racheleggert's away message " I hero worship ravensteve"
 
Malfoyish's away message "Be back in a minute, I'm helping liza with her anal douche"
 
bbnt said:
racheleggert's away message " I hero worship ravensteve"
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mncapitolgirl: Over my dead body! I rather my daddy over ravensteve because raven doesn't do wacky things

BBNT: I am trying to eat oyster A.KA. Clit but it spit at me!! so RavenSteve is licking it now since he don't have any actual woman..
 
BBNT's Away Message: Sorry. I've mistakenly drank one of Malfoyish's specialty Metamucil and Cream milkshakes. Therefore, I'm confined to the toilet for the next week and a half. She's an evil Goddess, by the way. I'll respond as soon as I become regular again.
 
bbnt's away message: I'm busy on my night out at the Blue Oyster. Please leave a message, and I'll get right back to you as soon as I'm off my back from there.
 
**Remmy not real** (fun fun)

R3na3Blyth3's message away says: I'm available but you have to take a ticket line up... Do not forget bring Condom....err.. one thing, need add something you have to bring KY too...

racheleggert's leaving message to ravensteve1961's machine says: Hey you, Come and over talk w/me discuss planning to have ROBBERY and break enter into BUSH's house... To steal the gov't information and trade alldeaf's paper of information.... LEAVE IT QUICKER.... Call me (***-***-****) bye.... sk

Raging Quiet's away message says: My tiger is missing.. if you found tiger...bring home and will promise you... BIG REWARD... er um.. not money... er um... never mind.. come over.... (beep)

ravensteve1961's auto-answering machine says: Sorry, you cannot come and talk w/me this moment.. Will you please leave the message and your name & phone number.. Can I date with you ? *cough* sorry i mean for Monica Lewskiey. (Beep)

Reba's leaving the message to BBNT's machine: Hey BBNT... I'm weak.. Can you please give me cpr.... right away! (laboured breathing)(background laughing) oh please HONEY... make me... hot..er oh sorry.. I mean I'm sweating *laboured breathing* Make it quicker and hurry....

RedFox's leaving the message to DeafScuba: Damn you.. *explied langauges* I wanna sue you.. being not helping me for saved my life.. Thanks LOT. I lost my leg because of you invited me along into the scuba diving... Damn you... I'll call my lawyer and sue you...worth of 1 million being you nelection(sp) me... *expevidited lanagues* BYE.

RedWolf's coverstation leaving the message to Liza's machine: Hello liza, I'm truly sorry, wasn't mentioned being hurting you... I'm so deep sorry because I'm too clumsly careless shoved you... I know.. I know...I forgot about..... You're stuck wrapping whole cast body wearing... er um.. never mind, I'll come over and giving you nice flower! See you soon.... bye...

Roadrunner's coverstation leaving the message to...Alex's machine... Hello Alex..(background garbled voice) sorry Alex again... I like to say something...(background screaming) err.. sorry.. I have to start over again.. Hello Alex... I like to say something for you... about alldeaf...(*screaming* oh stop Angel and sounded moaning..) Oh uh not again.. sorry Alex.. never mind.. I'll call you back within an hour.. bye bye...

sablescort's away message: Forgot to buy vigara... Can you bring vigara whoever who willing bring it for me... er um... my... *cough* my...... never mind.. please don't ask me question.. JUST BRING IT HERE.... (background voice garbled woman yelled)... HURRY UP... *pssst wanna three some?* (beep)

Sabrina's away new message set up says: Hello, I'm Sabrina...*ow* sorry.. Hello I'm Sabrina....I'm not available on the *moaning* err sorry.. i mean on the phone....Will you please *moaning rapidly louder* leave your name and phone number...*moaning again louder louder*....err... Is that good leaving machine ?? Did I make you feel hot hot or... am I peverting ??

SpiceHD's away message: Hey Zesty... Please help me please help me... hurry.. er um.. I got stuck vibrater in my pussy.. Can you help me and pull my vibrater off?? I mean err.. Im sorry to ask you.. being stupid... I'm kind embrassement and doesn't want anyone know.. Just you.. because I trust you...
(pssttt She not even think twice.. why she leaving her away machine???? Look public can read your record message *scoffs laughing* ... how she is smart?)

Steel's away message says: Are you big breast ??? If you're not big breast.. don't call me... I'm seek woman who has DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD because I want you beat me up and crazy horny..... Don't forget leave message your name and phone number...

Be stay tuned ...... countine T to ???
 
I received their messages today: Oh dear, I say to myself when I read their messages almost all the day.

Ravensteven's : " Guess what! TTT & I married at 5minutes ago.
I was going to message TTT to congrats her. Guess what she said:
TTT: Ugh! Ravensteve only marry me to save taxes

Mayflower: "Busying to help her Mr. Chimp with new banana recipes.

^Angel^: "Can you do me a favor? I’m doing to decorate romantic and candle lit to surprise Roadrunner in the bathroom" Can you please hold Roadrunner to talk you for few minutes until I finish with my preparation. Ok?"

I call Roadrunner for ^Angel^: to keep him until she finish with her preparation in the bathroom. Guess what:
Roadrunner: Sorry, no time – I’m decorate in the bedroom to surprise ^Angel^. Can you please hold ^Angel^ to talk you for me?".

Cheri in the bathroom: "Guess what, Magastu is here at me. What should I do with him?. Should I give him something to melt his shyness away?"

Magastu in Cheri’s living room: "Help!!!!! I don’t know what should I do with Cheri. I am still at her… Need your help. Shit.. I’m too shy to make a first move. Do you think I need an alcohols to rid of my shyness when I’m with her? I really like her alot.

Dreamdeaf : "Have you any plan to add more pictures for me and Zesty in Levonioan’s thread 2050’s yet?

Tweetybird: "Sigh.. Sylvester never leave me alone. He want me for his dinner.. What I do"? Should I let him to have me for his dinner?

Katize: "ooohhhhhh I am worn out!!! My hubby never leave me alone.

Fly Free: I love being spank and whipping. It turns me on totally. I need REAL hottier! Have you idea who is hottier?

BBNT: F@@k boring Victoria Secret and wanna visit "Fucking" area in Austria.

Vampy’s automatic answer: ***don’t disturb*** : “I am not here and there at light day to answer but dark day because I’m an allergic to light day.

Zesty: Do you think it would be good idea for me to create my thread to ask AD guys how many inches they have?....I want to make sure either their size is match my pussy.

Deafclimber: What should I do with that AD gals? I'm confused because I want to have all of them. Do you think Cheri is one for me?

Malfoyish: Oh my wonderful dog get my period towel out of rubbish bin and eat them. Do you think I would give her milkshake?

Alex: It’s good that Taylor is here and watching my forum while I go away with E to world.

Liza: Should I calm Mayolisch down with her crazy over Harry Potter in 150 pages thread?

Bullym0m: What I do? My hubby is mad with me for neglect my bully dogs because I’m flirting with Deafclimber!

Kuiji75: Ich habe kein Lust mehr in die Berge zu gehen! Ich kann nicht glauben, wie wunderbar mein Kim ist. Ich liebe ihn sehr!

Nach weiter nochmal
Kuiji75: Ich bin wahnsinnig glücklich und verliebt! Wie soll ich mein Kim sagen, wieviel Liebe ich für ihn empfinde?


I'll be back again when I receive more messages.
 
I just got message from Lovelywoman:

Lovelywoman: Do you think I'm old for Deafclimber?
 
I hadda use search 'Katzie' and found some of you using my name and now I'm like holy fook! :eek2: Thanks for the great laughs Malfy, Bullymom and Liebling! :laugh2:
 
Tweetybird: I'm gone knocking out sylvester's head and avoiding that puddy kat.

Flyfree: I'm very very busy making out with my froggy who lives in a beautiful pond.

Cooliefroggie: I'm also very busy making out with my soaring eagle, oh wait...do frogs fly?

Meg: I'm looking for a 5'9" geeky guy who has the biggest glasses in the world, beep me!

Zesty: I'm out at the bar flirting with every guy I need that has stable illness.

Sequoias: I'm jumping around in the sequoia forest looking for a woman, isn't it boring?
 
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