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This has got to be one of the best singles ads I've ever read.

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:

SINGLE ASIAN FEMALE seeks male companionship, very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating our of your hand. Rub me right way and watch me response. I'll be at your front door when you get home from work, waring only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old Yellow Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy.
 

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Eh? "Single Black Female"? I've heard this before but it was a black dog, not this dog. It would make more sense if it was a black dog. :crazy:
 
VamPyroX said:
Eh? "Single Black Female"? I've heard this before but it was a black dog, not this dog. It would make more sense if it was a black dog. :crazy:
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AD may prints error. It should be Single Chinese Female ?? :crazy:
 
Sabrina said:
AD may prints error. It should be Single Chinese Female ?? :crazy:
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Or "Single Asian Female"... since she could be japanese?
 
:rofl: Funny one! BTW, what happened to Daisy, did she get lucky and land a good and loyal owner?
 
Defee said:
LOL! this is funny! Is that dog an Asian?? hahahaha
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That is because of Asian's shape eyes.


I want to adopt this dog !!
 
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