My Blonde Girlfriend

VamPyroX

VamPyroX

bloody phreak from hell
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I took my blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, I asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I don't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents?"

I was puzzled, "What do you mean?" I asked.

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' Hel-llo... it's only 25 cents! I'd hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR!?"
 
:eek: Thanks God! I am smarter than that Blonde. :P
 
Cheri said:
:eek: Thanks God! I am smarter than that Blonde. :P
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What if I revealed that it was you who was that blonde girlfriend?
 
VamPyroX said:
What if I revealed that it was you who was that blonde girlfriend?
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:nono: I do not talk that way :crazy: U will be Surprised to see how the Way I talk.. ;)
 
and when a blonde surfs on AOL and the internet says, "You've got mail!" as she walks out and goes to her mail box and see nothing, afew min later, she goes back and NOTHING! and then again she keeps repeating every 5 min and then her neigbhor noticed she was doing something odd...and then went to her asking what's wrong and then said that her computer told her that she got mail but don get any...

*sigh* blondes are SO to feel sorry for...lol
 
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