Man Commits Suicide After Sex With Hen

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LUSAKA (Reuters)--A 50-year old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen last Friday.
The woman caught him in the in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being adminished by villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.


Hmmm, I guess the hen shoulda been tried as a willing participant for egging him on...
:asshole:
 
LOL Levonian!!!

beastility is gross too! i cant believe the guy just had to have sex with a hen!
 
I sure feel sorry for that guy. It’s bad enough that that your wife catches you doing something REALLY weird with the barnyard animals. Then to add insult to injury, the next day it’s all over the wire services and everybody in the world knows about it. I guess he’s better off dead. :lol:
 
And all i can think of is "I'm glad i didnt go on that disney vacation to Zambia..."
 
Banjo said:
How the hell do a man have sex with a chicken?
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I think you’re just going to have to use your imagination on that one. I don’t think anybody here really wants to go there. :ugh:
 
Heeee MamaKat, reminds me of that ancient question..Which came first etc...
My guess is HE did!
:twisted:
 
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

He tried to kill whom, the hen or the wife????
 
I :lol: at what Levonian said! "Subservient Hen". Indeed!

Ugh.. bestiality is a strange thing SOME people do. :crazy:

Wonder who'll eat the butchered hen?! :barf:
 
eeek! a hen? :-o

He sounds like he was embarrassed that his wife caught him in action instead of a human but with an animal.. Beside there 2 stories in every Story now the Guy is dead and was he really trying to kill his wife? I dunno only God knows.
 
Beowulf, I think its safe to assume he tried killing his wife cu, ummmmm, I don't think the chicken could repeat/re-tell the details of this, errr, "assignation". :mrgreen:
 
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