Let's make up our own Christmas

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through AllDeaf
Not a creature was stirring, not even Ravensteve1961.
The forum posts were hung by the computer with care,
In hopes that St. LinuxGold soon would be there.

^Angel^ and Roadrunner were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of Cheri and FlyFree danced in their heads.
Y in her kerchief and Alex in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the law there arose such a flashing of the light,
Alex sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer he flew like a flash,
Turned on the computer, typed in AllDeaf.

And what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature cursor and eight tiny Aders.
With a little lean driver, so hunched over and typing away like mad,
That Alex knew right away it must be St. LinuxGold.

More rapid than threads they came,
And he signed, and signed by name:
“Now Malfoyish, now Vamproxy, now Oceanbreeze, now Raging Quiet,
On Deaf258, on DeafDyke, on TweetyBird and GnarlyDorkette!

To the face of the monitor, to the outside,
Click away, click away, click away all.
So into the room they flew,
With the cursor full of goodies, and St. LinuxGold too.

And then in a twinkling, Alex saw in the room,
All the flashing of these running shoes,
All bundled up in bytes from his head to his foot,
His clothes were all shiny with microchips.

Alex moved his head and was turning around in his chair,
When into the room St. LinuxGold flew in, on Meg’s Energizer Bunny,
A bag full of goodies he had in his hands,
And he looked like a thief just opening his bag.

His eyes, how they squinted,
His body, how lean,
His cheeks were pale
His nose like a sharp point,
His thine mouth was drawn down in a frown,
The stubble on his chin was as dark as the night.

The butt of a cigarette he held tight in his teeth,
The smoke went around his head like a hood.
Oh, he was so dark and waiflike , a right old computer programmer,
And Alex shivered when he saw him,
In spite of himself.

He had a lean face, and a lean belly,
That drew in when he breathed, like a skinny cat,
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Alex knew all the while he had nothing to dread.

St. LinuxGold spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He filled all the threads with goodies for all members;
then turned with a jerk
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, through the monitor he flew.

He sprang to his cursor, to his team signed to his team,
And away they all ran off.
But Alex saw him sign as he flew deeper into the monitor,
"Merry Christmas to AllDeaf, and to all good night."
 
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DreamDeaf said:
’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through AllDeaf
Not a creature was stirring, not even Ravensteve1961.
The forum posts were hung by the computer with care,
In hopes that St. LinuxGold soon would be there.

^Angel^ and Roadrunner were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of Cheri and FlyFree danced in their heads.
Y in her kerchief and Alex in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the law there arose such a flashing of the light,
Alex sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer he flew like a flash,
Turned on the computer, typed in AllDeaf.

And what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature cursor and eight tiny Aders.
With a little lean driver, so hunched over and typing away like mad,
That Alex knew right away it must be St. LinuxGold.

More rapid than threads they came,
And he signed, and signed by name:
“Now Malfoyish, now Vamproxy, now Oceanbreeze, now Raging Quiet,
On Deaf258, on DeafDyke, on TweetyBird and GnarlyDorkette!

To the face of the monitor, to the outside,
Click away, click away, click away all.
So into the room they flew,
With the cursor full of goodies, and St. LinuxGold too.

And then in a twinkling, Alex saw in the room,
All the flashing of these running shoes,
All bundled up in bytes from his head to his foot,
His clothes were all shiny with microchips.

Alex moved his head and was turning around in his chair,
When into the room St. LinuxGold flew in, on Meg’s Energizer Bunny,
A bag full of goodies he had in his hands,
And he looked like a thief just opening his bag.

His eyes, how they squinted,
His body, how lean,
His cheeks were pale
His nose like a sharp point,
His thine mouth was drawn down in a frown,
The stubble on his chin was as dark as the night.

The butt of a cigarette he held tight in his teeth,
The smoke went around his head like a hood.
Oh, he was so dark and waiflike , a right old computer programmer,
And Alex shivered when he saw him,
In spite of himself.

He had a lean face, and a lean belly,
That drew in when he breathed, like a skinny cat,
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Alex knew all the while he had nothing to dread.

St. LinuxGold spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He filled all the threads with goodies for all members;
then turned with a jerk
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, through the monitor he flew.

He sprang to his cursor, to his team signed to his team,
And away they all ran off.
But Alex saw him sign as he flew deeper into the monitor,
"Merry Christmas to AllDeaf, and to all good night."
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:rofl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOOOOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*laughing*....That sure was a good one DD!

I really did enjoy the AD Christmas songs....
 
Wow, I love these threads!!!!! You all find words REAL good and funny :angel: :rofl: :rofl:


:D :fly: :dance: :dance: :dance:

:cheers::thumb:
 
Cheri said:
*playing the drums*

*Begin singing*

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, I went to the Mall and saw Santa sitting on this big red chair I ran and jumped on Santa's lap and he fell back on his chair and made alot of farting sounds and Santa says HO! HO! HO!, . The Christmas tree fell back everything around Santa fell back on the floor, I told santa Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you (scent pine cone). Where would you like me to stick it? :)



*end of song*
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :rofl: hahahahahaah! :) HO HO HO!
 
i got from my good friend!!!!! :)





OHHH JINGLE HOWL JINGLE HOWL JINGLE ALL SHAKY WAY OHHHHH WHAT A FUN TO SHAKIN MY FAMOUS SHAKY OHHH OPEN PUZZY SLIDIN IN () AWROoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO :)
 
OMG :rofl: :rofl: i CANNOT believe i hadnt read this thread yet!!!!!!!!

fucking hilarious!!!!!! :thumb: Thanks ladies for the greatest posts/songs ever created!!!!!!

:grouphug: i know i can never match ur creativity!
 
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Fly Free saw ^Angel^ kissing Road Runner
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t see Fly Free creep
Down to have a peep
They thought that she was tucked
Up in her bedroom fast asleep
Then Fly Free saw ^Angel^ tickle Road Runner
Underneath his mustache so dark,
Oh
What a scream it would have been if
AllDeaf had only seen ^Angel^ kissing Road Runner last night.
 
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I'll Be Home For Christmas

AllDeaf will be my home for Christmas
You can count on AllDeaf
Please have threads
And private messages
And Alex ‘neath the tree

Christmas eve will find AllDeaf
Where the monitor light gleams
AllDeaf will be my home for Christmas
If only in threads.

Christmas eve will find AllDeaf
Where the monitor light gleams
AllDeaf will be my home for Christmas
If only in threads
If only in threads
 
Frosty the Snowman

AllDeaf was a jolly happy soul
With members postwhoring here and there
And threads popping up
AllDeaf is a fairy tale they say
He was made of bytes but the members
Know how he come to life one day
There must have been some magic in that old motherboard they found
For when they inserted into his central processor
He began to dance around
O
AllDeaf
Was alive as he could be
And the members say he could sign
And type just the same as you and me
Clicky click click
Clicky click click
Look at AllDeaf go
Clicky click
Clicky click
Over the motherboard

AllDeaf knew the central processor was hot that day
So he said
“Let’s click and we’ll have some fun now before I burn away”
Down to the monitor with a mouse in his hand
Clicking here and there all around the monitor signing
Catch me if you can
He led them down the threads right to the “e”minstrator
And he only paused a moment when he saw him sign “Sign off!”
For AllDeaf had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye signing
“Don’t you cry
I’ll be back again some day”
Clicky click click
Clicky click click
Look at AllDeaf go
Clicky click
Clicky click
Over the motherboard
 
My Favorite Things

DreamDeaf, MizzDeaf, TweetyBird;
Cheri, ^Angel^, RoadRunner;
SleepyTaz, CoolieFroggie, Fly Free;
And Malfoyish, Meg, Magastu;
LinuxGold, Y, Deaf258, Taylor;
Vamproyx, Nusentinsaino, Soonersseth;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

Undecisivegirl, Raging Quiet, Reba;
Banjo, harleymn, Ravensteve1961;
DeafSCUBA98, kuifje75, Peachy Lady;
And Alex, tekkmortal, Tamara;
Jazzy, pinkster, Wildkatress;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

Oakley 04. racheleggert, Liebling;
Panda manda, Lovely2Bme, Roam4Life;
Posts from hell, logtar, sequoias;
And Gnarlydorkette, Ziusudra, demoiselle;
Shezzbeav, Kalastic, Toonces;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

SpiceHD, PurpleRose21, Rohini;
E, Eternity, lilredridinhood;
Steel, Lasza, Miss-Delectable;
And WBHarley, SoundWave, DelicPumpkPie;
Wendywade, Weirdo, NoZoBo;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

Sabrina, Sophia26, LovelyBlkGal;
BabyAngel, Brian, Katzie;
Christo, Beowulf, SimpleMan;
I simply can’t name every member here,
And l am running out of room,
But hey, we’re all part of AllDeaf,
And AllDeaf is a part of us,

And then I got AllDeaf…​
 
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Bear with me...

I am having too much fun with this thread...and there's only 11 more days to Christmas...then I'll stop, I promise!

It's been a long time since I could do some creative twisting...thanks for your patience.

I hope you enjoy all this so far.

Smiles!
 
DreamDeaf,

Sounds like you are obbessed with AllDeaf. :giggle:
 
:rofl: good thing that i need laugh cuz of i had high fever 105.1, i went ER last night.. ugh... i am ok but still lil fever n sick.. :dizzy:
 
TweetyBird, so sorry to read that you have been sick. Hope you can bring fever down soon so that you can enjoy the holidays. :hug: ;)
 
DreamDeaf said:
DreamDeaf, MizzDeaf, TweetyBird;
Cheri, ^Angel^, RoadRunner;
SleepyTaz, CoolieFroggie, Fly Free;
And Malfoyish, Meg, Magastu;
LinuxGold, Y, Deaf258, Taylor;
Vamproyx, Nusentinsaino, Soonersseth;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

Undecisivegirl, Raging Quiet, Reba;
Banjo, harleymn, Ravensteve1961;
DeafSCUBA98, kuifje75, Peachy Lady;
And Alex, tekkmortal, Tamara;
Jazzy, pinkster, Wildkatress;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

Oakley 04. racheleggert, Liebling;
Panda manda, Lovely2Bme, Roam4Life;
Posts from hell, logtar, sequoias;
And Gnarlydorkette, Ziusudra, demoiselle;
Shezzbeav, Kalastic, Toonces;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

SpiceHD, PurpleRose21, Rohini;
E, Eternity, lilredridinhood;
Steel, Lasza, Miss-Delectable;
And WBHarley, SoundWave, DelicPumpkPie;
Wendywade, Weirdo, NoZoBo;
These are a few of my AllDeaf members…

Sabrina, Sophia26, LovelyBlkGal;
BabyAngel, Brian, Katzie;
Christo, Beowulf, SimpleMan;
I simply can’t name every member here,
And l am running out of room,
But hey, we’re all part of AllDeaf,
And AllDeaf is a part of us,

And then I got AllDeaf…​
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Aw, that's a cute poem and other poems, too :)

Imagine we painted each screename
(include the above ones)
with shiny gold handwriting
on each ornament ball
dressing up the AllDeaf Christmas tree....

Merry Christmas to You and All, too !
 
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