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A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.

So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves
 
:rofl: That's a good one! I saw an animated version of this story some months ago, can't remember where it came from. I got it from a friend who forwarded it via email. :lol:
 
Nice bear, nice bear, nice bear! :roll: What if that prostitute shaved all of her bush off? Hmm?
 
I certainly hope it's not a repost...but here goes.. :mrgreen:

Koala Sex

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MODS: if this is a repost, please either lock it or delete it. Thanks!
 
I'm merging this with the original thread. This will spice the original thread up more. :thumb:

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the animated one says 'Koala Bear' -- which is the wrong title for the koala. There's no BEAR in it. Just plain Koala. :P Its closest relative is the Australian Wombat and kangaroo! No kidding! :)
 
WaterRats13 said:
the animated one says 'Koala Bear' -- which is the wrong title for the koala. There's no BEAR in it. Just plain Koala. :P Its closest relative is the Australian Wombat and kangaroo! No kidding! :)
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That's correct, I remember watching TV programme "Sale of the Century",a man answer "Koala Bear" one of the quiz, he got it wrong, he should of said "Koala", he miss out!!
 
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