Ever see the TV show, "MacGyver?" I used to have the biggest crush on him when I was ten or eleven years old. There was ahhh...something about that man. Maybe his flair for building bombs out of Q-tips and bubble gum? Who knows...but I used to always picture him as my own personal hero...envision myself tied to a pole and he'd always come and save the day, swing in on a vine (okay, so I've seen Tarzan too many times, too) untie me, hoist me onto his shoulders and swing out just as the place explodes in a fiery BOOM....
:::re-reading the name of the thread:::
Ooops. Okay, I guess I'd cast Christopher Lloyd as my grandfather...since, if you remove the baseball cap he always wear and paint his face a powdery white, he would look like Uncle Fester in the Addams family movies. My father is definitely a Tim Allen type. My mother...ahh, let's see. Ever see "Everybody Loves Raymond?" Well, she's a little older than my mother, but Doris Roberts, who plays Raymond's meddlesome mama would be a pretty good choice for my mom. My two sisters....hmmmm...probably those filthy-rich Olsen twins.
...I'll play myself...and I'll let Coffeeeeman play himself, too...and the kiddos too.

NO one could capture their essences!
I'll let ya know when the movie comes out.
Malfoyish