I Got Arrested

you got arrested for showing up at an AA meeting with a Keg and a bong pipe....

me?
 
You got arrested for stealing CDs and trying to sell them as ultra-cool, metallic coasters.

Me?
 
you got arressted for selling drugs to the cops.

Me?
 
you got arrested for using red light bulbs in all your light fixtures and porch light, in a red light district with a sign out front...."Open for Business"

me?
 
you got arrested for toilet-papering ur mean mother-in-law's house, and hanging her bloomers in the trees

me?
 
You got arrested for posting signs that say Nude beach arround the local beach.

Me?
 
You got arrested for putting traffic lights in a intersection where it's not necessary.

me?
 
You were arrested for cranking up all the stereos in Walmart and breakdancing in the isles.

How about me?
 
You got arrested for posing as a Panda in the San Diego Zoo's Panda exhibit.

Me?
 
You got arrested for dancing in your underwear at the maternity ward!

Me?
 
You got arrested for robbing banks dressed as wolverine from the x men.

Me?
 
you got arrested for showing up at the Daytona 500 races to compete in a horse & buggy.....

me?
 
You got arrested for painting your whole body gray and standing naked in the middle of time square pretending to be a statue.

Me?
 
You got arrested for wearing nothing in Times Square but a diaper. :)
 
You got arrested for trying to ride on top of a cab instead of inside it.

me?
 
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