How do you deal with other worker who pass gas too much?

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racheleggert

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I am working with this one guy that I really dislike so much- he pass too much of gas in our office (we share the same office). Last week I opened the door, and I entered in the office, OH MAN! It smell so awdful, I nearly choked, so I walked out of office for like 5 mins or so, so the nasty smell could go away, so I opened door afterwards. Next day when I came in to work, I decided to open door, and he had his girlfriend close the door, said "oh there is some work and its too noisy", I was like oh whatever.... What a loser. Later on I had my sister and boyfriend come over to visit, 3 of us was laughing and made some jokes on him (we signed and wrote paper and pen).. He didn't had any idea why we was laughing, so I had to take out the conservtation out of notepad and throw it away somewhere else because last year when other lady and I was laughing and talked about him, later on after I left, he and his girlfriend dug through trash and got pieces together (I torn the paper)- so I learned my lesson, so I throw it somewhere that he can't find it.. I am gonna buy air freshner for rest of year until he quit his job in 2006 which I will be happy.

Any advices??????
 
What about Beano on hand in case he farts next time? Me and my boyfriend and Jessica calls him Gassy Gavin (thats right his name is Gavin)... When he leave the job, maybe I should have cake says "Farewell Gassy Gavin"
 
:laugh2:When I read the topic of this thread, my thoughts were this thread is gotta be funny, I know how you feel racheleggert, cuz a guy that works with me farts off and on like a light switch, when he eats those pepperoni sticks or beef sticks. All you can really do is bring a lot of air fresher at work and spray it as much you can around the room. Or stick a cork up his ass like Banjo says. :laugh2:
 
Two things I would thought of: Suggest him/her to see a doctor for check-up on his/her stomach or intestines. Might give her/him a list of can't eat and can eat. Some employee can be glad that someone suggest it quietly b/c if this person is embarrassed about his own problem. Or just simply ignore the gas...eewww! In college, we learned to ignore the everyday smelling of gas and breaths or body odors. If someone can't help it, not to worry about it anyway.

Banjo, you're funny. Amazing about having some cork up in someone's butts. :eek: :D
 
How about suggesting him selling fart off as natural gas, eh? Don't ya all know that fart is actually flammable! Once you see how somebody lights their farts, I can bet you that you won't be able to hold your laugh. I did that, OMG! my tummy hurts!
Well, I do fart sometimes, most of the time it does not smell, but sometimes it smells so badly and I HATE IT!!! I had to live with it. So, I would be very offended if somebody suggest me remedies with my passing gas.
 
I would not say anything to the guy but I would spray the room with some air freshner and that should give him a hint that his gas smells.
 
Flat-D :thumb:

On the other hand, why not turn methane into gold? Sounds like you’ve got yourself a top-notch carny act in your midst! Put him to work on the street corner selling peanuts! :mrgreen:
 
diehardbiker65 said:
How about suggesting him selling fart off as natural gas, eh? Don't ya all know that fart is actually flammable! Once you see how somebody lights their farts, I can bet you that you won't be able to hold your laugh. I did that, OMG! my tummy hurts!
Well, I do fart sometimes, most of the time it does not smell, but sometimes it smells so badly and I HATE IT!!! I had to live with it. So, I would be very offended if somebody suggest me remedies with my passing gas.
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Don't tell me that you watched the "Kaboooom!" on the cartoon or "Three Stooges" or other, if one show is showing a guy who passes too much gas?? Gosh...DARN. :D You have to live with it. OR we'll end up like dead cockroaches who couldn't fart after eaten the high gassy poisons.
 
Do you think "Gassy Gavin", as you, your boyfriend and Jessica call him, would appreciate knowing the fact he was literally at the receiving end of your insults, joking for a "medical condition" that he has no control over? Gavin, your co-worker, that you are supposed to treat with respect. If I recall, you are striving for a career in politics, one shouldn't treat another like this at all. This is rather childish on your part. You mentioned you were caught once & you don't want to be caught twice by bringing in an air freshener. This is actually indirect harassment. If you wish to have a career in politics, you need to be direct with Gavin, not beat around the bush or tiptoe around the issue and express your issue with him instead of being ignorant.

You asked for my advice and you shall get it. We all fart and it is a natural body function that even we, (yes, you and me!) enjoy doing it! :P
 
Cookie Monster said:
Do you think "Gassy Gavin", as you, your boyfriend and Jessica call him, would appreciate knowing the fact he was literally at the receiving end of your insults, joking for a "medical condition" that he has no control over? Gavin, your co-worker, that you are supposed to treat with respect. If I recall, you are striving for a career in politics, one shouldn't treat another like this at all. This is rather childish on your part. You mentioned you were caught once & you don't want to be caught twice by bringing in an air freshener. This is actually indirect harassment. If you wish to have a career in politics, you need to be direct with Gavin, not beat around the bush or tiptoe around the issue and express your issue with him instead of being ignorant.

You asked for my advice and you shall get it. We all fart and it is a natural body function that even we, (yes, you and me!) enjoy doing it! :P
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We didn't say anything to him, we just laiughed, and he just had no idea, and he thinks we was joking with eachother (3 of us).. I just didnt say anything about his farting, I just calmly open door to let air out. Gavin have acted like jerk to me before, so I just ignore him. I will bring airfreshner, it is not harrassment.. I would let anyone use it not only me, to keep office smell fresh as well. Next time he passes gas, I will just walk out and take a walk around for few mins.. Cookie Monster, I know you may hate me but every person are different.
 
racheleggert said:
We didn't say anything to him, we just laiughed, and he just had no idea, and he thinks we was joking with eachother (3 of us).. I just didnt say anything about his farting, I just calmly open door to let air out. Gavin have acted like jerk to me before, so I just ignore him. I will bring airfreshner, it is not harrassment.. I would let anyone use it not only me, to keep office smell fresh as well. Next time he passes gas, I will just walk out and take a walk around for few mins.. Cookie Monster, I know you may hate me but every person are different.
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First of all, I don't hate people because if I did so, the whole world would be small. :nana: My parents didn't teach me to hate. I believe that everyone is different and you have your opinion as much as I have mine. You asked for an opinion/advice and I gave mine. Just remember, I love debating!!

Just keep your mind open to the fact that how would Gavin feel if he caught the paper you wrote with your boyfriend and Jessica all over again? It wouldn't a nice feeling if someone else did it to you about you. You know the pain? Maybe Gavin smells because he comes from an ethnic background??

You mentioned Gavin acted like a jerk to you before then you should really report his behaviour to the superiors.
 
Cookie Monster said:
We all fart and it is a natural body function that even we, (yes, you and me!) enjoy doing it! :P
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Sorry for being slightly off-topic:
And Boston Terriers were infamous for doing it! :P I actually remember when my 2nd BT I had (Pepper) slept in my bed with me one morning, and I smelled something powerful....and I felt some vibrations. I realized that she farted close to my face in my bed. LOL I still miss her and Tobi...although I have a new BT puppy now, named Oreo. :) She's so little!! Eeek. :)
 
Have you tried talking to him? This can get a person fired unless it's something he has no control over. If he has no control over it, then he could get medication to help him with it.
 
get a mini fan and set it beside his a$$, hopefully the smelly fume will go the opposite direction. Good luck.
 
After I suffered (and the kids) with the smell of farts.. my man had problem with farts.. I encouraged him to go see DR about it.. cuz he spend numberous of hours in toilet and farts problems.. So he went.. and found out that his cholesterol was high and have acid reflux in tummy that caused him having alot of gases.. and.. change eatting habits...

So far, he did it well.. sometimes temptations fall on his hands, his farts went bad... I knew he didnt follow through.. hehe
 
Chances are, he already knows about it anyway. Need no hints.
BlueButterfly said:
I would not say anything to the guy but I would spray the room with some air freshner and that should give him a hint that his gas smells.
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i dont think a human fart can be as bad as a dog fart.. when my dog farts its really bad..
 
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