nozobo
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Here's horoscope for y'll this week:
Jan 10, 2005
Aquarius (jan 20-feb 19): if you make laps around the parking lot of your local fitness center looking for the close parking spot, you're probably missing the point of going to the gym in the first place.
Pisces (feb 20-march 20): if you're on your first date at a restaurant and your server asked if you would like the soup or salad, it doesn't look good if you thought you were getting a REALLY big salad.
Aries (March 21-April 19): When you're hand-picking your dog's doo with a plastic bag, it really helps if you visualize that you're handling gel ... Just don't apply it to your hair.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): sometimes friends are really helpful, but sometimes they embarrass the crap out of you. Beware.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): it's time to rededicate yourself to a higher purpose. Most likely this will mean you're the person going on the "doughnut run" at the office, but that's OK. It's a good start.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): before you go anywhere today, buy some windshield washer fluid.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22): you could use a breath mint.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): if you could tame on elk like a horse, you wouldn't need a saddle horn. The antlers would work just fine.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23): You'll look realy silly if the new person at the office works harder than you do.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Now 22): Drop and give us 20
Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 21): Maybe in past life you were royalty, because now you're a royal pain in the butt!
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): Your radiator isn't stuck, and you don't have a truck. Still, you're headed to the Stock Show.
Jan 10, 2005
Aquarius (jan 20-feb 19): if you make laps around the parking lot of your local fitness center looking for the close parking spot, you're probably missing the point of going to the gym in the first place.
Pisces (feb 20-march 20): if you're on your first date at a restaurant and your server asked if you would like the soup or salad, it doesn't look good if you thought you were getting a REALLY big salad.
Aries (March 21-April 19): When you're hand-picking your dog's doo with a plastic bag, it really helps if you visualize that you're handling gel ... Just don't apply it to your hair.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): sometimes friends are really helpful, but sometimes they embarrass the crap out of you. Beware.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): it's time to rededicate yourself to a higher purpose. Most likely this will mean you're the person going on the "doughnut run" at the office, but that's OK. It's a good start.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): before you go anywhere today, buy some windshield washer fluid.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22): you could use a breath mint.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): if you could tame on elk like a horse, you wouldn't need a saddle horn. The antlers would work just fine.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23): You'll look realy silly if the new person at the office works harder than you do.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Now 22): Drop and give us 20
Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 21): Maybe in past life you were royalty, because now you're a royal pain in the butt!
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): Your radiator isn't stuck, and you don't have a truck. Still, you're headed to the Stock Show.
