Happy birthday, birthday (voice cracking), to ya!
*strumming banjo*
Happy birthday, birthday (hitting high note) to you!
*banjo string twanging*
Happy birthday, birthday, birthday (voice pitches higher, dogs howling), dear Banjo!
Happy birthday, birthday (voice pitches low) to yeah!
*throwing banjo into river, voice breaking down completely*
and many, many (voice quavering) more to come!
Anyone wanna help me give him his 30+ spankings?
Heh!