Those are the true "old" dumb law that was in the law book today. Here what I meant....
New York Laws
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Texas Law
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Connecticut Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Those stupid laws can be found on www.dumblaws.com
New York Laws
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Texas Law
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Connecticut Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Those stupid laws can be found on www.dumblaws.com
I've thrown a nerf ball at someone's head for fun. I've jumped off a un-finished building once... I guess I'll get the chair. 
I've worn slippers after 10 pm. Hehehe! In Texas, I've gulped down a whole bottle of beer on many occasions. 
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