Birthday Sex

Teekie

Teekie

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Got this from a friend..

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday- she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to take his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar, his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh, yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!"
 
:laugh2: I bet hubby go uh? it was meant for him and his wife to have great 60 mins sex not go off and have sex with somebody...how hilarious! :crazy:
 
Originally posted by ~Heather~
:laugh2: I bet hubby go uh? it was meant for him and his wife to have great 60 mins sex not go off and have sex with somebody...how hilarious! :crazy:
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She's obviously not that smart.. Or maybe she has a secret lover he doesn't know about that's why she was thrilled? :laugh2:
 
LoL I think it was all just a misunderstanding-- the wife probably thought the husband was giving her permission to have sex with any1 she wants for 60 mins because it doesn't clearly states "with me" so..., pretty funny, but- poor that dude! :rofl:
 
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