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(This is pretty old, Ive read it when it was Desert Storm)

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, this is embarrassing, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me. Respectfully, Ricky
 
DreamDeaf said:
(This is pretty old, Ive read it when it was Desert Storm)

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, this is embarrassing, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me. Respectfully, Ricky
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WHOA!!! a ladies man!!! :rofl:
 
hahaha Good one, if I ever got a letter like this one, I would do the exactly the same thing as he did!!

Looks like she got :Owned: !!!
 
hahahahaha!

That reminds so much of me!, When My step mom put an AD in the paper for dating, She did that after I just broke up with my 6 yrs "boyfriend". I wasn't even ready to go on a date, Alot of guys been sending me letters, notes and I respond back a few, And one guy called me and say Hi.. I was like which one are you? :giggle:
 
Yep, that's a funny one there! Hah, she got :Owned: big time!
 
i certainly got a good laugh at this one!!! haha be nice if i could do that to my ex lol. he needs to get a good whack in the head lol!! :bowdown: :dance2: :slap: :laugh2: :rofl:
 
:-o I love it love it love it.... :laugh2: :rofl: that was great I'll hve to remember that 1
 
DreamDeaf said:
(This is pretty old, Ive read it when it was Desert Storm)

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, this is embarrassing, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me. Respectfully, Ricky
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Quite priceless. It will be nice if I can do that to ex...
 
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