A confession to make...

Nice theeth :laugh2:

Confession: I'm surfing on AD instead of working :D (I can be a bad girl after all) :giggle:

JamieLynn
 
I have confessions. :|


I will read a page in a book twice because I was thinking about something else when I read it the first time. :aw:

I do not like to sit on public toilet seats! :ugh:

I will use a paper towel in a dirty public restroom to open the door when leaving. :shock:

I weigh myself every morning after I get out of the shower or bed. If I don’t like the number, I step off and get on again. However, Absolutely, I know that should only weigh myself once a week! :(

I speak constant baby talk to my horse and ponies. :D

I love the smell of horse! :whistle:

I’m a morning, nor a night person. :P

I don’t like killing bugs with my hands, so I used a vacuum them up instead! Furthermore, grab as many toilet or towel papers a pile to killing it! :eek3:

Peace!! :thumb:
 
society's_child said:
You asked, you got it. :D
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Wow. I never got to see mine. I don't think I even thought to ask for them. I had to have chin surgery when I was 16 (my chin was receding the older I got, so doctors sawed the bone in my chin and wired to keep the chin from receding further -- but it's still somewhat of a flat chin) and since I was "out" during surgery for that, they pulled all 4 wisdoms at the same time. The chin surgery recovery, however, was painful so I would not wish it on anyone.
 
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I confess I remembered what I was gonna confess to, but changed my mind about confessing to it because I'm afraid it will ruin my name forever. So now I confess that I did something secret. But I promise the secret thing I did I will never do again unless I forget the thing I remembered that changed my mind.
 
Oh, I got one!!

Something like 20 years ago, I had a mad history teacher who gave the whole class D's on a paper except the principal's daughter, and her paper sucked. This history teacher was also regarded as a computer expert at the school, and he managed all the school computers. I knew a few things about computers in those days, so I decided to play a practical joke on him as payback for playing us like a bunch of idiots. I had previously written a program named Restart (along with "reset.bat" as an alias) that simply shuts down and restarts the computer. So what I decided to do is make a simple batch file I named "virus.bat" (smart?). I don't remember the code exactly since I haven't written in that archaic code in decades, nor do I remember my exact words in the comment, but the gist was nothing more than the following:

@echo off
cls
:1
echo This is a virus. Anything you try will fail.
echo:
goto line 1

I also made the following changes to autoexec.bat:

rem win
virus
reset

That is SO EASY for a computer EXPERT to get out of and figure out!!!! All he had to do to fix it was press control+c twice, go into the autoexec.bat file and delete the word "rem" .. but this idiot booted from a floppy and reformatted the entire hard drive!! Then my "friend" snitched on me, and I ended up cleaning the school bathrooms for 6 weeks. :roll:
 
I confess.... I remembers something that happened to me in school a long time ago... especially after I read SimplyMints posts...

For one of our senior pranks, we stole all of the toilet paper out of all the bathrooms, everyday for a week!. Lol.. Thats a lot of paper! I'm sure you know what happened for prank number two! (no pun intended...ok well maybe)

Ahhhh, Ifeel so much better now!
 
Braydens Mom said:
I confess.... I remembers something that happened to me in school a long time ago... especially after I read SimplyMints posts...

For one of our senior pranks, we stole all of the toilet paper out of all the bathrooms, everyday for a week!. Lol.. Thats a lot of paper! I'm sure you know what happened for prank number two! (no pun intended...ok well maybe)

Ahhhh, Ifeel so much better now!
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:giggle: Looks like they won't be going shit in that bathroom with no toliet paper.
 
I confess that i have gotten like almost no sleep the past two nights, and i confess that I HATE VALENTINES DAY1!! why? because i am single.
 
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