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In the political threads: "You are correct. I was wrong"
 
Tousi said:
I was just teasing you: Conservation/Conversation
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You beat me. I was thinking of the developmental cognitive concept of "conservation" and trying to figure out how it applied! Talk about having a one track mind!:lol:
 
That hearing guy who monopolized last night, had an excess of modesty.
 
CIs: plug and play!

According to my daughter's CI manufacturer, sales are down and CIs no longer trendy this season. So, I'm recruiting from this oh-so-welcoming crowd. CJG has already conducted assessments on whether or not you are truly deaf, so we can just go by that for candidacy, don't worry about hauling yourself out to the nearest CI Clinic. I know I'm preaching to the choir and you've probably got Christmas orders for the latest CI in already, but if you haven't, please let me know! If just three of you sign up for CIs, you'll be helping to stimulate the Australian economy PLUS I'll get a free toaster for my child to dress up as her little companion, fully optimized for her T-coil. Thanks in advance!

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAFHzbvULjM]YouTube - We are Borg. You are celery.[/ame]
 
GrendelQ said:
According to my daughter's CI manufacturer, sales are down and CIs no longer trendy this season. So, I'm recruiting from this oh-so-welcoming crowd. CJG has already conducted assessments on whether or not you are truly deaf, so we can just go by that for candidacy, don't worry about hauling yourself out to the nearest CI Clinic. I know I'm preaching to the choir and you've probably got Christmas orders for the latest CI in already, but if you haven't, please let me know! If just three of you sign up for CIs, you'll be helping to stimulate the Australian economy PLUS I'll get a free toaster for my child to dress up as her little companion, fully optimized for her T-coil. Thanks in advance!

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YouTube - We are Borg. You are celery.
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:laugh2:
 
GrendelQ said:
According to my daughter's CI manufacturer, sales are down and CIs no longer trendy this season. So, I'm recruiting from this oh-so-welcoming crowd. CJG has already conducted assessments on whether or not you are truly deaf, so we can just go by that for candidacy, don't worry about hauling yourself out to the nearest CI Clinic. I know I'm preaching to the choir and you've probably got Christmas orders for the latest CI in already, but if you haven't, please let me know! If just three of you sign up for CIs, you'll be helping to stimulate the Australian economy PLUS I'll get a free toaster for my child to dress up as her little companion, fully optimized for her T-coil. Thanks in advance!

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YouTube - We are Borg. You are celery.
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Adorable!
 
AlleyCat said:
:lol: (I like the "You will be a celery.")
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:) She got a little closer on a second take, but I liked that first try best!

Of course this means I'll be drilling her for the next three weeks on the correct pronunciation of "assimilation" -- because we restrict her to an oral-only environment and she was WRONG, WRONG, WRONG -- and her precious toaster friend's going into the closet until the day she gets it right, damnit.

(No, she has no idea what 'assimilated' means, but she does know she's a scary CI-borg).
 
GrendelQ said:
According to my daughter's CI manufacturer, sales are down and CIs no longer trendy this season. So, I'm recruiting from this oh-so-welcoming crowd. CJG has already conducted assessments on whether or not you are truly deaf, so we can just go by that for candidacy, don't worry about hauling yourself out to the nearest CI Clinic. I know I'm preaching to the choir and you've probably got Christmas orders for the latest CI in already, but if you haven't, please let me know! If just three of you sign up for CIs, you'll be helping to stimulate the Australian economy PLUS I'll get a free toaster for my child to dress up as her little companion, fully optimized for her T-coil. Thanks in advance!

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YouTube - We are Borg. You are celery.
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Your daughter is not gargantuanly cute! It was very inconsiderate of you to caption it!
 
GrendelQ said:
According to my daughter's CI manufacturer, sales are down and CIs no longer trendy this season. So, I'm recruiting from this oh-so-welcoming crowd. CJG has already conducted assessments on whether or not you are truly deaf, so we can just go by that for candidacy, don't worry about hauling yourself out to the nearest CI Clinic. I know I'm preaching to the choir and you've probably got Christmas orders for the latest CI in already, but if you haven't, please let me know! If just three of you sign up for CIs, you'll be helping to stimulate the Australian economy PLUS I'll get a free toaster for my child to dress up as her little companion, fully optimized for her T-coil. Thanks in advance!

[sorry, batteries not included]

YouTube - We are Borg. You are celery.
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Your daughter is not gargantuanly cute! It was very inconsiderate of you to caption it! And the rest of you. Try to stay OFF topic.
 
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