As I was about to go to bed, the second I opened the bedroom door, my first step went squish into a pile of dog shit. Turns out my dog went on our floor because he just couldn't hold it anymore. So after cleaning and mopping the whole area, my wife and I decided to take him for a walk to make sure he got it all out. It was about 1AM.
Well, as we were walking him, we decided to go for a burger at McDonald's. So she went in to order while I waited with the dog outside. They said we have to order from the drive-thru window since it's nighttime. We figured it was a safety measure so we went to the window to order.
Then they told us we have to be in a car to order from the drive-thru. Well we didn't have a car with us cause we were walking our dog, not to mention my wife doesn't have a license and I'm blind. Just as we were going to head home a car pulled up and my wife thought of an idea. Why don't we ask him if he can order for us and we'll pay him the cost of our meal? He said he was more than happy to and that he'd drive around.
So he came back around and said it's probably easier if we just say the order in the speaker and he drives around to the pick up. As we were doing that, one of the workers came out and yelled "You can't do that! You're not allowed to do that! You have to be in the car to order!"
"So...get in the car," he said. My wife hopped in the car and ordered from inside the car and I waited with the dog. We put in our order and waited. As we waited, another car pulled up.
They called the cops on us. So they were explaining the story to the cops and the cops were just like "mmhm yeah ok," and drove off. Probably to attend to things like selling drugs and murder. The whole time the three or so night-staff were glaring at us.
Well, we got our order, and they probably spit in it, but at least we got our cheeseburger.
And don't forget: none of this would've happened if I hadn't step in a pile of dog shit.
Well, as we were walking him, we decided to go for a burger at McDonald's. So she went in to order while I waited with the dog outside. They said we have to order from the drive-thru window since it's nighttime. We figured it was a safety measure so we went to the window to order.
Then they told us we have to be in a car to order from the drive-thru. Well we didn't have a car with us cause we were walking our dog, not to mention my wife doesn't have a license and I'm blind. Just as we were going to head home a car pulled up and my wife thought of an idea. Why don't we ask him if he can order for us and we'll pay him the cost of our meal? He said he was more than happy to and that he'd drive around.
So he came back around and said it's probably easier if we just say the order in the speaker and he drives around to the pick up. As we were doing that, one of the workers came out and yelled "You can't do that! You're not allowed to do that! You have to be in the car to order!"
"So...get in the car," he said. My wife hopped in the car and ordered from inside the car and I waited with the dog. We put in our order and waited. As we waited, another car pulled up.
They called the cops on us. So they were explaining the story to the cops and the cops were just like "mmhm yeah ok," and drove off. Probably to attend to things like selling drugs and murder. The whole time the three or so night-staff were glaring at us.
Well, we got our order, and they probably spit in it, but at least we got our cheeseburger.
And don't forget: none of this would've happened if I hadn't step in a pile of dog shit.