What if......

[Grummer]

major sunburn.


use a pencil


no condoms


Ozzy's Secret Service agents will be dressed like emo

 

[femme Fatale]

oh? I read it as that the entire world is where the speed of light was a quarter of the speed meaning all species would be affected the same. it's same as pressing slow forward therefore there's no logistic nightmare to deal with.... unless he's saying we humans have became sloth

the only logistic nightmare we have right now is multiple different time zones and daylight saving time... and metric conversion

You need to have a sloth's metabolic rate, life speed, whatever it is to have that perception of a speedy class dismissal. Comprende?

 

[Jiro]

Well I am always horny and I take full advantage of my husband at weird hours of the night.

(He doesn't seem to mind.)

 

[Jiro]

You need to have a sloth's metabolic rate, life speed, whatever it is to have that perception of a speedy class dismissal. Comprende?

 

[femme Fatale]

Smart@$$!

 

[A Nihilist]

Well I am always horny and I take full advantage of my husband at weird hours of the night.

(He doesn't seem to mind.)

The text in red is what I am referring to as switching. What if your husband was not always in the mood or had that time of the month?

 

[A Nihilist]

What if beer was never invented? http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/17/opinion/sunday/how-beer-gave-us-civilization.html?_r=0

 

[Michman49]

What if leopards could change their spots?

 

[Calvin]

What if Ncff get vaporized by the dangerous ladies here?

 

[femme Fatale]

What if Ncff get vaporized by the dangerous ladies here?

Are you kidding? He'd gladly get fubar'd by us in a cinch!

 

[Calvin]

I'd not be surprised!

Are you kidding? He'd gladly get fubar'd by us in a cinch!

 

[ncff07]

What if Ncff get vaporized by the dangerous ladies here?

Always knew women would be the death of me but what a way to go

 

[Mewtilation]

Nobody said it would be an enjoyable way....... ^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Grummer]

Nobody said it would be an enjoyable way....... ^^^^^^^^^^

 

[A Nihilist]

What if leopards could change their spots?

They'd be called chameoleopards.

What if united states never formed and that the land was still under rule of the british empire?

 

[Bottesini]

They'd be called chameoleopards.

What if united states never formed and that the land was still under rule of the british empire?

Sips tea with you, and offers you a crumpet!

 

[A Nihilist]

What if I rode my bicyle at 4 in the morning?

 

[LoveBlue]

What if I rode my bicyle at 4 in the morning?

You'd have trouble finding a businesses open to get whatever you desperately need at 4 am.

 

[Calvin]

What if you encounter a ghost?

 

[LoveBlue]

What if you encounter a ghost?

Supposedly there were/are ghosts in my house. My daughter & her friend, who used to live with us, both reported "sightings".

A few weeks after my husband passed away, I felt his presence.

I don't think it would freak me out if I saw a ghost. I'd probably be fascinated instead.