I Got Arrested

you got arrested for wearing the hospital gown backwards (tied in the front), and running up and down the hall shouting "help me, I'm being molested by a doctor"!

me?
 
you got arrested for accusing the x-ray technician of taking porno pixs of you

me?
 
you got arrested for accusing the x-ray technician of taking porno pixs of you

me?

You got arrested for collecting the wildlife of missing mystery robins.... What happened to those birds?

Me?
 
You got arrested for collecting the wildlife of missing mystery robins.... What happened to those birds?

(They're still rockin' and a bobbin' and singing their songs!)

you got arrested for raiding the bird feeders in the yard, and spitting the seeds out to people walking down the street.....

me?
 
You got arrested for trying to climb in the ring at a WWE match and take on the big show yelling, "You aint so big"

Me?
 
you got arrested for doing the one-legged fox trot while ur partner was doing the twist

me?
 
You got arrested for trying to walk your pet alligator down the streets in Jacksonville.

Me?
 
you got arrested for stealing 2 pair of alligator shoes off my alligator! Just ur size....

me?
 
you got arrested for pulling my alligator's teeth and making a necklace out of 'em!

me
 
you got arrested for inserting a fake address into an account

me?
 
You got arrested for carrying a lamp and shouting at people about "the power of light".
 
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