Corrupt a Wish

Phillips said:
Your Granted that Your favorite Redskin team blows out your house and car. :Ohno: ;)

My wish that Patriots team will be coming my thanksgiving dinner :giggle:
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Granted but Pats will bring black crows.

I wish I am debt free!
 
Tousi said:
Granted but then the Feds changed their minds about your bailout.

I wish I could go crossbow target shooting today.
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Granted but your equipment is broken.

I wish governement give me 700 million.
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but your equipment is broken.

I wish governement give me 700 million.
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Granted but you will also be assigned responsibility for the national deficit (near 11 trillion)

I wish I could spend 6 months touring Iraq to see what the people there really think of this mess.
 
Tousi said:
Granted but you will also be assigned responsibility for the national deficit (near 11 trillion)

I wish I could spend 6 months touring Iraq to see what the people there really think of this mess.
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Granted but you could become religion nuts and shouting for us to get saved.

I wish Jason Campbell will get 300 yards passing for Redskisn tonite.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but the manufacturer of the Xbox has suddenly stopped production.

I wish I could get some decent sleep! :zzz:
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Granted but you will not able to post on alldeaf.

I wish there are going to be good movies upcoming months.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but the manufacturer of the Xbox has suddenly stopped production.

I wish I could get some decent sleep! :zzz:
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Granted...though you have terrible nightmares.


I wish I lived in a log cabin in the woods.
 
indie said:
Granted...though you have terrible nightmares.


I wish I lived in a log cabin in the woods.
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Your wish is granted, but you're chased by a bear and end up running for your life.

I wish I had some hot chicken soup.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but you're chased by a bear and end up running for your life.

I wish I had some hot chicken soup.
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your wish is granted but your chicken soup was so HOT that you lost the sense of taste.

I wish it's saturday everyday.
 
Jiro said:
your wish is granted but your chicken soup was so HOT that you lost the sense of taste.

I wish it's saturday everyday.
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Your wish is granted, but then there wouldn't be such a thing as Mondays.

I wish I could go downhill skiing.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but then there wouldn't be such a thing as Mondays.

I wish I could go downhill skiing.
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Your wish is granted, but global warming melted all the snow.

I wish hearing people all signed.
 
DeafDoc1 said:
Your wish is granted, but global warming melted all the snow.

I wish hearing people all signed.
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Granted but you will have lot of confusion of whether to use ASL, SEE, cued speech.

I wish government mandates every workplace to hire at least one deaf.
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but you will have lot of confusion of whether to use ASL, SEE, cued speech.

I wish government mandates every workplace to hire at least one deaf.
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Your wish is granted but the deaf people get paid less than their hearing counterparts.

I wish this damn cold would go away!
 
shel90 said:
Your wish is granted but the deaf people get paid less than their hearing counterparts.

I wish this damn cold would go away!
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Granted. You now have pnemonia.

I wish I had a box of lifesavers.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted. You now have pnemonia.

I wish I had a box of lifesavers.
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Your wish is granted only u got an empty box.

I wish my dog and son would stop jumping on me making my achy muscles hurt!
 
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