Corrupt a Wish

shel90 said:
Your wish is granted only u got an empty box.

I wish my dog and son would stop jumping on me making my achy muscles hurt!
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Granted, but now they both ignore you and that hurts you even more.

I wish i hadn't missed Deaf Expo yesterday. :doh:
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but you will think it was borring and leave anyway.

i wish i was at Deaf Club again tonight.
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Granted, but you are now such a party goer that you fail school!


I wish I did not have to clean my house tomorrow.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but you are now such a party goer that you fail school!


I wish I did not have to clean my house tomorrow.
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Granted, your house cleaners booked for tomorrow which means you'll have a large group of dragqueens doing to entire day's work to the village people blaring out on your beloved stereo

I wish i Have a 1972 Torana GTR XU1
 
Grummer said:
Granted, your house cleaners booked for tomorrow which means you'll have a large group of dragqueens doing to entire day's work to the village people blaring out on your beloved stereo

I wish i Have a 1972 Torana GTR XU1
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Granted but it turns out to be a damn lemon.

Sure wish I'd be cuddling with someone. :D
 
Oops Sorry: Granted but then find out that it's just one of those big dolls.

I wish it would snow in Vegas for Christmas. ^_^
 
your wish is granted but you're restless sleep during the night with lousy matteress.

i wish today is friday.
 
typeingtornado19 said:
i wish i didnt have to ride the bus to school today and i could go in a limo for free.
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Granted, but the limo driver expects a big tip and you go broke after first day.

I wish you would get rid of the 'e' from your username so it'd be typingtornado19 instead of typeingtornado19 :D
 
Liza, your wish is granted but you will misspell in english.

i wish my thumb is all heal so that i can play softball for playoff on this wednesday.
 
NorCal20 said:
Liza, your wish is granted but you will misspell in english.

i wish my thumb is all heal so that i can play softball for playoff on this wednesday.
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Granted, but you break both your legs falling through a pothole when you were walking ad staring at some beautiful girls passing by :D

Wow, tornado, you beat me, but I wanted to keep this.. too funny.

Your wish is granted, but you get ticketed on your first day on the highway for speeding and holding an opened mysterious container outside the window.

Wish I had a new winter coat!
 
Granted, but then you realize you missed a very important appointment.

I wish my cat would stop putting her toys in the water bowl! :)
 
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