Corrupt a Wish

Liza said:
Granted but he is unable to perform and "comes out of the closet."

I wish I could meet several AD'ers in real life.


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Granted, and they turn out to be murderers.

I wish I had 1000 wishes to make, and every one of them would not be so twisted or corrupted. :P
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Granted but that would be end of this thread.

I wish I am invisible man.
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but that would be end of this thread.

I wish I am invisible man.
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Granted but you will never be visible again and start missing real human contact.

I wish my hubby was back home.
 
shel90 said:
Granted but you will never be visible again and start missing real human contact.

I wish my hubby was back home.
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Granted, but he is in a terrible mood, ignores you and only wants to pet the dog.

I wish I had not caught a respiratory infection.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but he is in a terrible mood, ignores you and only wants to pet the dog.

I wish I had not caught a respiratory infection.
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Granted but during a stroll thru the park you wander into a patch of poison ivy.

I wish i could visit Germany again.
 
society's_child said:
Granted but during a stroll thru the park you wander into a patch of poison ivy.

I wish i could visit Germany again.
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Granted, but you are captured by an insane cult and forced to wear Lederhosen.

I wish the new Harry Potter movie was not delayed.
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but now you are cursed with flatulence.:fart:

I wish my eyes were green like my dad's.
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Granted, but you are not happy when you find they were just hard contacts he wore for years without removing, and now you must do the same.

I wish there were more basketball games on TV>
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but you are not happy when you find they were just hard contacts he wore for years without removing, and now you must do the same.

I wish there were more basketball games on TV>
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Granted, but it's the Harlem Globetrotters. :laugh2:

I wish i had washboard abs.
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but it's the Harlem Globetrotters. :laugh2:

I wish i had washboard abs.
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Off topic, I remember the Harlem Globetrotters when I was little. Meadowlark Lemon I think was on them. On TV I would watch with my jaw dropped open, they were so amazing!
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but it's the Harlem Globetrotters. :laugh2:

I wish i had washboard abs.
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Granted, but you are sad people keep saying you look just like Arnold Swarzenegger.sp

I wish I would get a hundred dollar bill in the mail from an anonymous benefactor who tells me to just spend it wildly.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but you are sad people keep saying you look just like Arnold Swarzenegger.sp

I wish I would get a hundred dollar bill in the mail from an anonymous benefactor who tells me to just spend it wildly.
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Granted but you found it is fake money.

I wish I can go back in time and play sports with my good legs.
 
typingtorando said:
I wish I could sleep.
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granted, and you ended up having the most horrible realistic nightmare.

I wish I haven't been sick forever...
 
freckles said:
granted, and you ended up having the most horrible realistic nightmare.

I wish I haven't been sick forever...
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Granted but it will be one day less than forever.

I wish "winter" (S. Calif) would get here now.
 
Tousi said:
Granted but it will be one day less than forever.

I wish "winter" (S. Calif) would get here now.
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Granted but you will get sick and can't play outside.

I wish Redskins will blow out Dallassssss tontie!
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but you will get sick and can't play outside.

I wish Redskins will blow out Dallassssss tontie!
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Your Granted that Patriots beat redskins and Dallas at a final champion game anyway!! :P

I wish that there is no war! :D
 
Phillips said:
Your Granted that Patriots beat redskins and Dallas at a final champion game anyway!! :P

I wish that there is no war! :D
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Granted but we will have so many evil people running around and kill innocent people.

I wish Patroits will miss the playoffs and suck it to themselves. :giggle:
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but we will have so many evil people running around and kill innocent people.

I wish Patroits will miss the playoffs and suck it to themselves. :giggle:
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Your Granted that Your favorite Redskin team blows out your house and car. :Ohno: ;)

My wish that Patriots team will be coming my thanksgiving dinner :giggle:
 
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