Corrupt a Wish

dead money said:
granted and it does, only for a giant sandstorm come rolling in from the east and make things even more miserable.

i wish i could find the album of my sig in vinyl. :cool2:
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granted, but it will be expensive

I wish i was more fluent in ASL!
 
Tousi said:
Granted but take your time lest ye spazz!

I wish for some made-from-scratch butterscotch pie.
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Granted. I think pie made by a scratching chef is gross, but you got it!


I wish I lost 20 pounds.
 
dead money said:
granted but you were shot in the head by a panhandler the next day.

i wish for a 1000 wishes. :cool2:
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Granted and they will come in the form of a horde of a thousand fleas to invade your left armpit!

I wish I could get close up seats to a Lakers game just once.
 
Tousi said:
Granted and they will come in the form of a horde of a thousand fleas to invade your left armpit!

I wish I could get close up seats to a Lakers game just once.
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granted, but you will get hit in the face with the ball

I wish my headache was gone.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but since you don't have any Tylenol, your headache becomes worse.

I wish the friggin' sun would come out already!!
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Your wish is granted, but because it did, you have a wicked sunburn.

I wish there it didn't get cold.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but since you can't control time, you're SOL.

I wish I had some groceries that I actually want to eat here at home.
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Granted, but they are all in cans and you lost the can opener.

I wish I would have a low heating bill.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but they are all in cans and you lost the can opener.

I wish I would have a low heating bill.
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Your wish is granted, but you end up freezing your butt off because you didn't pay the bill.

I wish life were simple.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but you end up freezing your butt off because you didn't pay the bill.

I wish life were simple.
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Granted, enjoy your new life as a tree frog.

I wish I was having breakfast in bed.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, enjoy your new life as a tree frog.

I wish I was having breakfast in bed.
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:giggle:

Your wish is granted, but since your husband had to leave early for work this morning, he couldn't give you breakfast in bed.

I wish I owned a home of my own.
 
Granted. However, your first dinner you cooked in your new home catches on fire and your house burned down. Too bad you didn't have house insurance.

I wish I could make out with my good-looking boyfriend right now.
 
deafbajagal said:
Granted. However, your first dinner you cooked in your new home catches on fire and your house burned down. Too bad you didn't have house insurance.

I wish I could make out with my good-looking boyfriend right now.
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Granted. Wow! Hey guys, Deafbajagal left the webcam on.

I wish my dogs would stay young forever.
 
deafbajagal said:
Granted. However, your first dinner you cooked in your new home catches on fire and your house burned down. Too bad you didn't have house insurance.

I wish I could make out with my good-looking boyfriend right now.
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Granted but he is unable to perform and "comes out of the closet."

I wish I could meet several AD'ers in real life.
 
Granted but he is unable to perform and "comes out of the closet."

I wish I could meet several AD'ers in real life.


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Granted, and they turn out to be murderers.

I wish I had 1000 wishes to make, and every one of them would not be so twisted or corrupted. :P
 
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